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  My last conversation with a JW

  by LoveUniHateExams in

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  so, i got to thinking about the last time i spoke to a jw.. i was still living down south, june or july 2012.. and i saw this brother in my local high street.

  he was a few years younger than me - in his late teens and my early twenties we used to go out to pubs and get smashed.

  now this guy starts acting super spiritual - he sees me and after exchanging pleasantries he starts going on about armageddon and how the end is so close.

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  It is essentially impossible to reason with them.
  
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  Blonde Jokes

  by Bangalore in

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  blonde jokes.. two blondes went to the pound where each adopted a puppy.

  the joy of their new best friend was quickly overshadowed when they got home and the first blonde said, "i think we're in trouble, how are we going to tell them apart?

  " this lead to several hours of concentration until finally, the second blonde said, "i've got an idea.

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  A robber comes into the store & steals a TV. A blonde runs after him and says, "Wait, you forgot the remote!"

  A guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, "Yes, No, Yes, No, Yes..."

  A brunette goes into a doctor's office and says that her body hurts wherever she touches it. "Impossible," says the doctor. "Show me." She takes her finger, presses on her elbow, and screams in agony. She pushes her knee and screams, pushes her ankle and screams, and so it goes on; everywhere she touches makes her scream with pain. The doctor says, "You're not really a brunette are you?" She says, "No, I dyed my hair. I'm naturally blonde." "I thought so," he says. "Your finger is broken."

  A blonde, out of money, and down on her luck after buying air at a real bargain, needed money desperately. To raise cash, she decided to kidnap a child and hold him for ransom. She went to the local playground, grabbed a kid randomly, took her behind a building, and told her, "I've kidnapped you." She then wrote a big note saying, "I've kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag and leave it under the apple tree next to the slides, on the south side of the playground. Signed, A blonde." The blonde then pinned the note to the kid's shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents. The next morning, the blonde checked, and sure enough, a paper bag was sitting beneath the apple tree. The blonde looked in the bag and found the $10,000 with a note that said, "How could you do this to a fellow blonde?"
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  No more Questions from MINIMUS

  by was a new boy in

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  2. friends

  minimus former jw, prolific poster on jwn died.. minimus.

  joined 19 years ago.

  started 4,139 topics.

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  Very sad news. Rest In Peace, Minimus.
  
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  Charity Intelligence Canada On Watchtower

  by Bangalore in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  https://www.charityintelligence.ca/charity-details/40-watch-tower-and-tract-society-of-canada.

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  Exactly Iwant2leave. They seem to think distributing their literature is more important than actual food.
  
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  India Branch and Branch committee

  by cognitivedizzy in

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  i heard most of the top brass have been ousted and replaced for foreign brothers and several in top position have been deleted from the india branch...is this true... any one have info on latest developments.....

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  Thanks Suresh
  
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  Charity Intelligence Canada On Watchtower

  by Bangalore in

  1. watchtower
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  https://www.charityintelligence.ca/charity-details/40-watch-tower-and-tract-society-of-canada.

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  https://www.charityintelligence.ca/charity-details/40-watch-tower-and-tract-society-of-canada
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  2021-June-1, For Elders in Canada--Judicial Matters!

  by Atlantis in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  just in case anyone needed this.. 2021-june-1, for elders in canada, judicial matters.

  announcement.

  https://filetransfer.io/data-package/ezxqcbaq#link.

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  Thanks Atlantis.
  
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  What is your status (as of today) as a Jehovah's Witness?

  by RULES & REGULATIONS in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  active believer...still attend meetings, go out in field service, believe it's ''the truth''.

  active non-believer... go to meetings and field service to please family... living a double life .

  inactive believer...don't attend meetings but believe it's the truth, one day might go back to kingdom hall.

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  Inactive non believer. Still believe in God.
  
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  Prince Harry: I've suffered genetic pain

  by LoveUniHateExams in

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  2. current

  lol, i'm sorry, but is this n*gga serious?.

  yes, he suffered his mother dying when he was 12, and his father charles maybe wasn't the best hands-on father.. but 'genetic pain'?

  wtf is this shit?.

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  Meghan has filled his head with all sorts of nonsense. He used to be such a fun loving guy in the past.
  
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  BLM co-founder bought $1.4 million house in LA

  by LoveUniHateExams in

  1. social
  2. current

  ever wondered what blm do with their donations?.

  well, i think i may have discovered an answer.. co-founder patrisse cullors has bought herself a nice, million dollar home in topanga, an exclusive la enclave, the demographics of which is approx.

  80% white and 1.5% black.. yeah, cullors, an open marxist, has benefitted greatly from a capitalist country, lol.. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i4zrno_jcc0.

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  Socialism for thee, but not for me.