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  What Next? Syria?

  by Robdar in

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  ... i would say that we have seen chemical weapons tests in syria over the past 12, 15 months, rumsfeld said, without giving details.

  we have intelligence that shows that syria has allowed syrians and others to come across the border into iraq, people armed and people carrying leaflets indicating that theyll be rewarded if they kill americans and members of the coalition.. syria has long been on a u.s. list of states suspected of supporting terrorism...... you can find more here:.

  http://www.msnbc.com/news/888057.asp

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  Hmmm,

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  Bush Subconsciously Sizes Up Spain For Invasion

  by ignored_one in

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  bush subconsciously sizes up spain for invasion.

  washington, dcduring a white house meeting with visiting spanish prime minister and fellow allied-forces leader jose maria aznar, president bush subconsciously sized up spain for invasion monday.

  "aznar was pledging his ongoing support for the iraqi war effort when, out of nowhere, this odd look came across george's face," national security advisor condoleezza rice said.

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  Bush Subconsciously Sizes Up Spain For Invasion

  WASHINGTON, DC—During a White House meeting with visiting Spanish prime minister and fellow allied-forces leader Jose Maria Aznar, President Bush subconsciously sized up Spain for invasion Monday.

  "Aznar was pledging his ongoing support for the Iraqi war effort when, out of nowhere, this odd look came across George's face," National Security Advisor Condoleezza Rice said. "He sat quiet for a moment, like he was going to say something, but then he just shook his head as if to chase the thought away."

  At the meeting, Aznar ruled out sending Spanish combat troops to Iraq but pledged to provide a hospital vessel, a mine-clearing unit, a team of chemical-detection experts, and several oil tankers.

  "And you have no nuclear weapons, right?" Bush asked Aznar. "And no chemical or biological weapons or anything like that? Just curious."

  Aznar also promised that if Iraq attacks neighboring Turkey, he would contribute six F-18 warplanes, a Hercules C-130 refueling plane, and a search-and-rescue helicopter.

  "The Hercules C-130," said Bush, staring off into the distance. "Those are pretty old. Hmm."

  As the conversation turned toward the siege of Baghdad, Bush interrupted and returned to the subject of Spain's military strength—or lack thereof.

  "So, all in all, your country has 105,000 standing troops total?" Bush said. "That's it?"

  Aznar later told Bush that Spain's King Juan Carlos sent his greetings, once again piquing the president's interest.

  "It seems a bit outdated to have a king," Bush said. "Are your people happy with him? Do you think your people would rather rule themselves, like in a democracy?"

  Aznar explained that Spain is a constitutional monarchy.

  "The prime minister must be approved by our legislature," Aznar told Bush. "You see, each of our autonomous regions has its own regional government and exercises legislative and executive authority in the manner outlined by the national constitution."

  Bush then asked about Spain's longstanding troubles with separatist groups.

  "That situation with the Catalans and the Basques," Bush said. "How serious is that?"

  When Aznar inquired as to why Bush was asking, the president said he "was just wondering, for no reason."

  "There was something strange about his questions, although I cannot put my finger on it," Aznar said. "And he seemed very excited about the anti-government protests in Madrid a few days ago, until I told him they were protesting our involvement in the Iraq war."

  Secretary of State Colin Powell, who was in attendance, also noticed some unusual behavior on the part of Bush.

  "During the meeting, the president was absentmindedly doodling on some documents, one of which had a map of Europe on it," Powell said. "I noticed he drew a series of arrows originating on the Canary Islands and moving in toward Madrid."

  Powell recalled that during last month's summit in the Azores, Bush seemed oddly fixated on Spain.

  "[Bush] said Spain didn't seem to be all that prosperous for a nation whose main export is oil," Powell said. "I told him Spain doesn't produce a lot of oil. Finally, we figured he must've been thinking of olive oil, and we both had a big laugh about it."

  Powell said that upon returning home from the Azores summit, Bush continued to insist that "there is some big oil-producing nation that speaks Spanish."

  "I told him he must be thinking of Venezuela," Powell said. "They are very rich in oil. So now he wants a full report on Venezuela by Monday. Ever since this war with Iraq, he's been a real geography buff."

  http://www.theonion.com/onion3913/bush_sizes_up_spain.html

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  Great Site Iraq Information Minister

  by anglise in

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  this site is brilliant.

  sorry if it has already been posted.

  anglise

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  Blame the readers at www.theregister.co.uk

  The site went down rather quickly after they posted a link to it.

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  What are your 5 favourite films of all time?

  by ScoobySnax in

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  been done before i'm sure, but here we go......... 5. shawshank redemption.

  4. air force one.

  3. wizard of oz.

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  Let's see,

  1. Fight Club

  2. Airplane

  3. The Shining

  4. City of God

  5. The Usual Suspects

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  Supposing I Want To Go To An Assembly?

  by Englishman in

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  supposing i want to go to an assembly?

  i just park my car, wander in, sit down after i've taken a look around, listen for a while, go and get a cuppa tea (i know they don't supply food anymore btw) and stroll out if it all becomes too much.. that's right, isn't it?.

  englishman.

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  Bluesbrother,

  Dont expect to park in their car parks. Strictly pre paid ticket holders only .

  Yup, even when the Society gets the parking for free.

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  HELP US CELEBRATE PLEEEEEEEEEEASE....

  by nightwarrior in

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  our son ben is celebrating his 15th birthday on friday 11, but actually it is his 1st birthday aswell.. so please help us celebrate with him be sending him some cool messages.

  he is really excited, and he is getting some cool pressies.

  he has been really funny, but it is lovely to see.. we would really appreciate it.. thanks everyone.

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  SheliaM,

  Is that Minimus's family you have there in your post?

  Happy B-Day Ben.

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  IGNORED ONE' BIRTHDAY !!!!

  by mattnoel in

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  its ignored one' birthday he is 25 - lets all wish him a very happy one !!!.

  happy birthday !!!

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  Note to self: Should I tell Matt that my birthday is on the 11th.

  Thankyou everybody!!!

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  Ooooh them nasty 'ol JW's

  by ScoobySnax in

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  just nasty.

  tch, what to do eh, i ask you.

  pesky sorts, poking about in buisness not of they're own.jws eh?

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  I propose Scooby starts his own religion, Scooby's Witnesses.

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  Letter to old Cong

  by mattnoel in

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  ok so some weeks back i send a letter to my old cong, it stated quite a few points which were very serious, some of them would cause certain members of the cong to be diss'd and asking for an explanation as to why certain things happened i.e stepfather throwing mother down the stairs whilst drunk but mother getting reproved etc etc.

  also raised was the issue of the data protection act and wanting a copy of the files held on me and also stating that the baptism is nul and void.

  it was about 5 pages long and i also sent it to various members of the cong.. a week ago i get an e mail from a witness stating that i was out of order - my letter was obviously exagerated and lied about to make me a "mad apostate" aparantly in the letter i have admited to keeping a written record of goings on, i blame the society wholey for my mothers death and i have apparantly sent it to the press.. a couple of days ago i get a reply from the cong and guess what it says, pretty much please forward a cheque for 10 along with proof of id and we will send you the records and thats it !!!!!

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  The problem is, who says they will send everything they have on you anyway. They're only interested because they're allowed to charge a fee to cover admin costs. I get the impression that it's not a set amount only a maximum and surprise surprise they charge the maximum.

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  Just got laid off

  by ApagaLaLuz in

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  guess i wasted my 666th post to let you know this.

  well, sadly it's true.

  guess i'm now another statistic of the economy.

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  (((((Chevy)))))

  Sorry to hear about that. I got laid of too recently. It came as a bit of a shock considering the store I was working for is doing rather well at the moment.

  At least I got a nice chunk of redundancy money to go with it.

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