Restrangled,
Altho I had c-sections, I still know about the humiliation factor. No one has talked on here about the TEABAGS!!! There's tannin in tea (same as used for tanning hides) and they recommend wetting teabags and putting them on your nipples to toughen them up for breastfeeding. It really works!!
Anyhow, when I had my daughter, it was right when the nursing students were training, so each mom had a student nurse and a regular nurse assigned to them. And wouldn't you know it - I got a MALE student nurse. Checking my incision was no big deal, but when he wanted to check my boobs, I said, "OK, but I'm doing the teabag thing right now." He gave me this "Whiskey Tango Foxtrot??????" look, but the regular nurse said right away, "NO, all the ladies do it. They swear by it!!"
All I could imagine was the story this young guy was going to tell his buddies at the bar that night....."You guys aren't gonna believe what I saw today......."