Yes, I think we're all well aware of where you stand, Perry:
For me, I'm done in fully trusting men.
Great news for us all!
You can start by throwing out any peer-reviewed medication you are taking, that carefully peer-reviewed sanitized water that comes into your house, and foods utilizing peer-reviewed pasturization processes. Germ theory is, afterall a peer-reviewed scientific theory - and obviously one of the devious machinations of Satan.
All that's left is to start drinking water straight from a wholesome God-created pond or stream nearby.... and I think we're in business.
Best of luck to ya!
- Lime