I'm out of here before the poo starts flinging.
- Lime
HintOfLime
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The secret things men hate about being men
by FlyingHighNow inthese are hastily thought up facts and then some stereo-typical reasons, in response to sam's why men seldom get depressed thread.
feel free to add ones that have been missed.. men:.
have to shave everyday or they look like miami vice wannabe's.. have to register for the draft.. have to keep up that macho image for their buds.. have to pretend to love beer.. to them, size is an important issue.
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The secret things men hate about being men
by FlyingHighNow inthese are hastily thought up facts and then some stereo-typical reasons, in response to sam's why men seldom get depressed thread.
feel free to add ones that have been missed.. men:.
have to shave everyday or they look like miami vice wannabe's.. have to register for the draft.. have to keep up that macho image for their buds.. have to pretend to love beer.. to them, size is an important issue.
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HintOfLime
some men will say the most dumbass things when there are no women around.
The rest wait until women are around.
- Lime
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The secret things men hate about being men
by FlyingHighNow inthese are hastily thought up facts and then some stereo-typical reasons, in response to sam's why men seldom get depressed thread.
feel free to add ones that have been missed.. men:.
have to shave everyday or they look like miami vice wannabe's.. have to register for the draft.. have to keep up that macho image for their buds.. have to pretend to love beer.. to them, size is an important issue.
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HintOfLime
Guys like you, Lime, you need robot women.
Yeah.. but I'm holding out for version 3. I'm afraid of what will happen the first time robo-chick goes Blue Screen on someone's a**.
- Lime
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The secret things men hate about being men
by FlyingHighNow inthese are hastily thought up facts and then some stereo-typical reasons, in response to sam's why men seldom get depressed thread.
feel free to add ones that have been missed.. men:.
have to shave everyday or they look like miami vice wannabe's.. have to register for the draft.. have to keep up that macho image for their buds.. have to pretend to love beer.. to them, size is an important issue.
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HintOfLime
They are too proud to ask for directions so they spend 2 years, 45 days, 7.5 hours, 20 seconds driving around lost during their life times.
The great thing about being a man, is that men don't moan and complain about their problems - they solve them. In the case of having to stop and ask for directions, we men spent trillions of dollars in research and development to launch a space-based global positioning system. Problem solved. No man on planet Earth need suffer the humilation of stopping to ask for directions ever again.
Likewise, the "blue pill" is another fine example men working together to produce an afordable solution to a humiliating problem.
And this very minute, top Japanese scientists are working around the clock and spending trillions of dollars to solve the most vexing problem man has faced since the beginning of time:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g1SADcP5g1o
Soon there will be an unbroken stream of beers and sandwiches flowing out of every kitchen to all men, everywhere.
Soon now... soon.
- Lime
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Heck, Why Stop At One?
by AGuest incmdr.
locke: "gawdammit, morpheus.
not everybody believes what you believe!".
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HintOfLime
Let me just point out that the matrix is 100% fantasy.
Everyone here knows that.
Well, it seems the sort of thing I need to spell out.
There are people here who really think there was a guy named Samson who's strength was based on the length of his hair.
- Lime
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Heck, Why Stop At One?
by AGuest incmdr.
locke: "gawdammit, morpheus.
not everybody believes what you believe!".
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HintOfLime
Let me just point out that the matrix is 100% fantasy.
- Lime
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Heck, Why Stop At One?
by AGuest incmdr.
locke: "gawdammit, morpheus.
not everybody believes what you believe!".
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HintOfLime
Lol.. you could have just edited your post, no?
- Lime
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Heck, Why Stop At One?
by AGuest incmdr.
locke: "gawdammit, morpheus.
not everybody believes what you believe!".
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HintOfLime
Faith can NOT move mountains.
Fact. 100% CAN NOT
Humans through collective effort CAN.
Fact. 100% reality.
Red Pill. Choose it or pretend otherwise.
- Lime
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Heck, Why Stop At One?
by AGuest incmdr.
locke: "gawdammit, morpheus.
not everybody believes what you believe!".
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HintOfLime
"Here is the red pill and the harsh reality: I cannot promise you that once you take it what you will see will be pretty... as to yourself (first and foremost), others, the world you exist in, or any other worlds that exist. But I promise you it WILL be the truth, as to all. So choose for YOURSELF: take the blue pill and remain asleep... or take the red one and be WAKE UP. To decide, you must ask yourself: can you swallow the truth?
Will that work?
No.
You didn't say anything meaningful. You made no point whatsoever. You spoke in fantasy and riddles.
- Lime
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Heck, Why Stop At One?
by AGuest incmdr.
locke: "gawdammit, morpheus.
not everybody believes what you believe!".
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"Through Christ I am forgiven."
Christianity is a blue pill. It feels good to be forgiven of everything.
Here is the red pill for you.. here is the harsh reality:
The choices you make in life have concequences. If you do a bad thing, and you will HURT people, perhaps permanently, and that's all there is to it. It's not ok to do bad things. You may not be forgiven.
Can you swallow that reality?
- Lime
