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Relationship guru's needed

by Imnostranger in

hello folks.

i'm not really a newbie - you guys know me by another name.

i used another screen name for purposes of anonymity.

Incense_and_Peppermints

We've also started couples therapy - and my girlfriend knows about my attraction to the other girl. What she doesn't know is that the girl is attracted to me also.

i don't see how therapy can work if both participants aren't completely honest with each other. she deserves that. i was involved with someone for a long time, then found myself attracted to someone else, so he recommended therapy. i told him everything about this other person, because it was my moral obligation. of course, the man i was interested in stepped off immediately, and i lost him. i don't blame him... personally, i think you should commit wholeheartedly to your girlfriend, or let her go and explore the new girl.

i'd rather know if my lover wanted someone else, so i could dump him immediately.

~janette of the intolerantofcapriciouslovers class

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What's so wrong with phone sex??????????

by BLISSISIGNORANCE in

what would your response the the question below be?????????????????.

mine is....................................................(see below).

young people ask .

Incense_and_Peppermints

i tried fone sex but i got an ear infection...

I'm anxiously waiting to see which women respond that they like it, then I'm gonna PM them all and give 'em my number....

just promise not to *69 me...

kaykay...

New Tiny Cell Phone

Gadgets are getting smaller and lighter every season as the performance goes up. Perfect case in point is the new SL55 cell phone by Siemens. Amazingly enough it weighs only 2.8 ounces and is about half the size of phones on the market now that are considered to be the smallest on the market. You flip it up with your thumb, which exposes the keypad. The SL55 is a very cool looking, high performance cell phone. $250.

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Napoleon Dynamite :)

by Incense_and_Peppermints in

...he's out to prove he's got nothing to prove.

great film!

"i like your puffed sleeves".

Incense_and_Peppermints

Methinks this one is headed to post-box office greatness, like Office Space, Spinal Tap or The Holy Grail

or maybe cult fame... several people took out chapsticks during certain scenes, or got up and copied Napoleon's sweet dance moves...

(i luv office space!)

Tom Smykowski: It's a "Jump to Conclusions Mat"! You see, you have this mat, with different CONCLUSIONS written on it that you could JUMP TO!
Michael Bolton: That is the worst idea I've ever heard!
Samir: Yes, this is horrible, this idea!

[Staring at the constantly malfunctioning office printer.]
Michael Bolton: "PC Load Letter"? What the f--k does that mean?!

Peter Gibbons: What would you do if you had a million dollars?
Lawrence: I'll tell you what I'd do, man, two chicks at the same time, man.
Peter Gibbons: That's it? If you had a million dollars, you'd do two chicks at the same time?
Lawrence: Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I had a million dollars I could hook that up, cause chicks dig a dude with money.
Peter Gibbons: Well, not all chicks.
Lawrence: Well the kind of chicks that'd double up on me do.
Peter Gibbons: Good point.
Lawrence: What about you, what would you do?
Peter Gibbons: Besides two chicks at the same time?

Peggy: Now Milton, dont be greedy, lets pass it along and make sure everyone gets a piece.
Milton: yea but last time i didnt recieve a piece.
Peggy: Just pass.
[the cake passes and everybody but Milton gets a piece]
Milton: [mumbling I could set the building on fire.

Milton: Excuse me, I believe you have my stapler...

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Were you the owner of a lonely pet?

by JH in

jw
friends

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i knew so many jw's who were always gone in the service or at the meetings and week end long conventions, that their poor pets were always alone.. i really felt sorry for these pets.

i was no exception, and today regret leaving my pet alone all these days.. i guess that the jw org doesn't encourage jw's to have pets, because they want all the attention.. were your pets lonely in your jw days?.

Incense_and_Peppermints

"pet"? what is this "pet" you speak of?

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Does the average JW REALLY and TRULY want to see Armageddon come?

by outbutnotdown in

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friends

what percentage of jw's do you think would be happy to wake up tomorrow and honestly see all the people dying and everything else that goes along with armageddon as they've been taught?.

on the other hand, how many use the religion/belief as a way to feel superior to others and would never really want to see all that suffering or perhaps just wouldn't want to do the clean-up work after?

i guess a third question is warranted, based on their teachings...... how many hope they die a natural death and will be resurrected after all the nasty sh*t goes down?

Incense_and_Peppermints

What percentage of JW's do you think would be happy to wake up tomorrow and honestly see all the people dying and everything else that goes along with Armageddon as they've been taught? ... .....perhaps just wouldn't want to do the clean-up work after?

like a bride-to-be, they never see past the wedding day and all the realities marriage can bring. none of them think beyond Armageddon, they just think how awful this world is, and its horrid people, and they can't wait for Jehovah to come down and teach that guy who cut them off in trafiic a lesson...

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The Watchtower: Sincere Old Men or Deliberate Deceivers?

by metatron in

when a witness encounters injustices engendered by the watchtower and considers them.

with clarity of mind, he is likely to suppose that , at worst, the old men who run things.

are sincere but misguided.

Incense_and_Peppermints

good looking younger women eveywhere that want to kiss thier old asses

ew. i always thought they were snobby old creeps... one thing i can't stand is an S-N-O-B

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my take...

by teejay in

jw
friends

... on the watchtower society.

i am not one who will ever bother to waste my time heaping praise on the jw religion as though it were some kind of improvement on society.

i have no qualms in saying that it was, is, and always will be a dangerous religion ?

Incense_and_Peppermints

Couldn't we at least have had our shot at
the real world?
Just over a year ago, I attended my retirement party. I was comple-
mented on a "wonderful" career after thirty years spent in the same
entry level job I started with, while I eschewed promotion, attended
assemblies, pioneered and stifled any natural ambition that surfaced.
Do you know what hurts me the most, teejay? I passed the same lie
on to my only son and crushed his potential just as mine had been

i always feel, when reading posts like this, that anything i say would be horribly inadequate, so i remain silent. but i found myself coming back tonight several times to read this, so i know it touched me, i think because of my own dashed hopes and missed opportunities, and your comments about your son. so i'll just tell you that i feel like weeping, and that your post is one of the most eloquent and touching ones i have ever read.

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Has God Ever Planned and Caused Cannibalism?

by gumby in

and i will cause them to eat the flesh of their sons and the flesh of their daughters, and they shall eat one the flesh of his friend in the seige and straitness, wherewith their enemies, and they that seek their lifes, shall straiten them.

nah.....god wouldn't do that.....would he?

gumby.

Incense_and_Peppermints

Hey!
I am older than thirteen.

[strong sexual content]

* snickers * (how strong, i wonder...)

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Has God Ever Planned and Caused Cannibalism?

by gumby in

and i will cause them to eat the flesh of their sons and the flesh of their daughters, and they shall eat one the flesh of his friend in the seige and straitness, wherewith their enemies, and they that seek their lifes, shall straiten them.

nah.....god wouldn't do that.....would he?

gumby.

Incense_and_Peppermints

[admin_edit: post contained graphic depictions of strong sexual content]

o0o, i wish i coulda seen that... (i'll have to imagine it...)

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Napoleon Dynamite :)

by Incense_and_Peppermints in

...he's out to prove he's got nothing to prove.

great film!

"i like your puffed sleeves".

Incense_and_Peppermints

Check the deleted scenes!

i just bought it tonight at costco, woo-hoo. i know it's late, but i just gotta go watch...

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