In the Queen's English please. So that a 5 year old can understand.
Posts by freddo
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Performance Impact due to Google Indexing
by Simon injust a heads up in case the site seems slow - you're requests are competing with googlebot because it's being indexed and it's really going at it ... a minute ago there were 40+ instances fired up there were so many requests coming it.
i guess the data doesn't have far to travel so it can hit things hard.
i did have a throttle in place but took it off because i wanted to speed things up a bit ... well, it worked!.
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Will they change the Yearbook format?
by freddo inpure speculation here but i'm wondering if - with the numbers flat-lining - that the gb will stop giving country by country stats, or perhaps at least some of the statistics.. we used to get a monthly stat in the km - then that was "simplified" to "highlights".
only the "good" stuff.
then with the new clam workbook, no stats at all.. i wonder if the yearbook will soon only contain "positive" spun stats.
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freddo
Pure speculation here but I'm wondering if - with the numbers flat-lining - that the GB will stop giving country by country stats, or perhaps at least some of the statistics.
We used to get a monthly stat in the KM - then that was "simplified" to "highlights". I.e. only the "good" stuff. Then with the new CLAM workbook, no stats at all.
I wonder if the yearbook will soon only contain "positive" spun stats. After all if pioneers are really dropping and baptisms are down and congregations are down and memorial attendance is down and partakers are up and growth has become negative that would let those pesky meddling apostates frame mischief against the borg.
How would it be spun so as to not give ammunition to opposers to "persecute" bunker hiding JW's with?
Your thoughts?
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Tomorrow I am planning do my second JW stand up comedy sketch - Would love some feedback
by usualusername1 inmy set.
i’m paul.
i was born in croydon.
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freddo
Very amusing - but if you want accuracy then JW's do not believe in hell.
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Assembly day - La Féria, tx stats
by StarTrekAngel injust quick post for stats.
1300 attendance .
4 baptism, 3 adults and 12 year old son of an elder from my cong.
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freddo
I guess that as this is close to the border with Mexico that there is a high proportion of Spanish speaking brothers and sisters. If so then the baptisms are even lower than you might expect?
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Question about an elder and if I am crazy
by life is to short inok so i have a question.
i was a very, very true believer until i saw the child molesters in my hall and how that whole thing was handled.. my husband is older than i am and had been an elder for 12 when we married.
so fast forward to 06, we are in a hall where i thought all the elders were ok at the worst and great at the best.
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freddo
Me again ... sorry to be a bore.
Don't forget that these elders will tell you that if you watch Scooby-Doo or Harry Potter then a demon will come and live down the back of your sofa.
That is how crazy they are!
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Adult survivor of sexual abuse as a child
by life is to short ini showed the video from the midweek meeting of september 12th to my counselor to get her take on it.
she said that it clearly was a propaganda video and was appalled that it was shown to an audience that had small children in it.
she said that they could have been way more generic in their way of portraying the women as having been abused.. the subject of sexual abuse and the way the video zeroed in on it would have small children asking questions that really did not need to be addressed.
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freddo
LITS - You have fought well and hard. You cannot make straight what is crooked. For your own mental health disengage from them. Especially the "Limping Lunatic" elder.
Ecclesiastes 1 v 15
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Question about an elder and if I am crazy
by life is to short inok so i have a question.
i was a very, very true believer until i saw the child molesters in my hall and how that whole thing was handled.. my husband is older than i am and had been an elder for 12 when we married.
so fast forward to 06, we are in a hall where i thought all the elders were ok at the worst and great at the best.
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freddo
What jeanniebeanzz said ...
Also - the man is a self obsessed lunatic. Stop engaging with him. DO NOT talk to him; DO NOT communicate with him in any way whatsoever.
Keep the emails. When he persists and you get your lawyer to tell him to "______ off" they can be referred to by him in his correspondence.
If you were my wife that elder would be lifted by his necktie against the wall and have it explained up close and personal to leave you alone.
BTW - You're not the crazy one!
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Oct 2021 Time Capsule
by LevelThePlayingField inwhat do you think the jw religion will be like in oct 2021?
if we go back five years from oct 2016 you get 2011. there was no jw.org, really pretty much no tablets, most people were using paper copies for everything.
now that's all changed.
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freddo
They will only change when outside events force them to. Remember they have a two-thirds majority decision making process at GB level.
These events might be:
A. Falling revenue stream via lack of contributions/law suits.
B. Falling membership which will feed into A.
Wildcards - very unlikely indeed - might be a really disgruntled "cell" of ex-jw's who do a terrorist act on a GB member or on HQ, or a grab for power/legal ownership or a schism by a faction in HQ or a Branch in a foreign country.
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Logical Problem with WT Anointed
by Vanderhoven7 inthe watchtower september 1, 1951, in a wonderful article entitled “hated for his name”(pp518,519) describes the persecution and martyrdom of steadfast christians in the first 3 centuries ad.. by the year (a.d.) 64 christianity was.
prominent throughout much of the roman.
empire, including the capital city.
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freddo
Good grief - so 7,000,000 plus die horrible deaths in waves of persecution from the "Devil's vicious assaults" and the vainglorious bastards aka Watchtower (sat on their fat derrieres in comfyland New York) say they were only "professed" Christians and not worthy of a heavenly reward.
(Which obviously only comes if you falsely predict the end several times, own two cadillacs, run a radio station, print millions of crappy books and build a non interactive website while protecting pedophiles in your midst. )
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What's Is The Goal Of This Religion?
by pale.emperor inwhat's is the goal of this religion?.
i mean, if it's for money they could do a lot more like other religions do: tithing, paying for prayers from the gb, selling "miracles", selling "blessed" items, selling courses.. if its for power then what are they hoping to do with that power?
they dont seem to do anything.
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freddo
I hope their goal is an own goal.