Vatican Enquirer - look under the religion section and see a photoshop of Pope Francis with a shovel and black sack cleaning up a dead angel that flew into the Sistine chapel window!
"It seems to happen every week"
"at time of going to press the Bishop of Rome was scraping a dead angel off the popemobile's windscreen"
"usually they die instantly by breaking their neck when they hit the stained glass window but if they are twitching a bit I find it best to put them out of their misery with a shovel."
Brilliant.