Send us yer lolly! Don't worry we'll look after you.
Thank you for your kind donation! We are amazed at the response from Jah's loving people!
Here's your Society-approved projectors! Come and get'em. That'll be £1,000 please.
I know you thought we would ship at no extra charge. What we really said was that you need to pay up. Pronto! Now enjoy jworgasm on your shiny screen.
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Don't keep too much money in your bank account. Trust us. We'll look after you.Send it to us. Thank you - blah - chariot - blah Governing Body really love you - blech.
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Get rid of your projector and have 3 x TV's, on us! Yes that's right! For just £1700 you can have 3 TV's from us! No FROM us not ON us!