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  Who's preggers?

  by LDH in

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  these are the ones i know about (feel free to add the due dates):.

  me (due 11-22).

  mommy.

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  Hey Logical....you gotta have sex first... unless you are into virgin birth stuff!

  Hey congrats Saltiest!

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  Anyone into on-line games?

  by wannahelp in

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  hey,.

  how about we get together and play some on-line games?.

  yahoo has great card games.. or how about some chess.. .

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  I used to go MSN zone and play Monster Truck madness....and Mech Warrior. It was cool cos you type abuse to your opponents! You could form teams and stuff. I might go again if and when I get a cable connection.

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  We are going back to the Kingdom Hall.....

  by Escargot in

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  well, after one year of dissociating ourselves, my wife an i are going back to the kingdom hall!

  no, we dont want back in.

  a very dear friend has passed away (she happened to be the wife of our po).

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  Let us know how it goes....I am not expecting much for you from these ones.

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  JW couple beats daughter to death

  by saltiest in

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  i just read this article in the chicago sun times.

  when i started reading the parents were religious and then saw home-schooling, i had a gut feeling they were jw's.

  i read on and found out i was right.

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  Awful story. Would like some reaction from the local congregation or others to indicate the standing of these people in the witness community. They may have been studies etc. with problems that pre-date their WTS involvement. But if the guy was an appointed man etc....well this is a major problem for them. So I would like to know more.

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  Inappropriate behaviour

  by Missie Eff in

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  has anybody ever had any urges to act strangely at the kingdom hall?.

  i remember having two very strong urges:.

  the first was to stand up while everybody else was quietly listening to the meeting and throw my bible across the hall in a fit of frustration with the intention of hitting someone and waking up.

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  I once passed a naked dolly down the row of chairs to someone who burst out in laughter when it got to her.

  There was also the occasion when I had a cushion tucked under my shirt so I looked fat....I walked around a bit...only my wife found it funny! No one else seemed to notice!

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  Just my luck.....

  by LDH in

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  well guys and gals, i had to get a (routine) pelvic culture a week ago.. they test for beta strep bacteria when you're 37 weeks.. i tested positive, no big deal.. they put me on ampicillin and told me i have to have an iv antibiotic at the hospital.. guess what the ampicillin gave me?.

  yup.. lisa.

  disgusted class

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  Lisa ...I would guess at a poorly tummy? How did I do?

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  How to spot a Kingdumb Hall...

  by ISP in

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  well the dubs were told in no uncertain terms........... *** km 1/90 8 identifying kingdom halls ***.

  identifying kingdom halls.

  1 each kingdom hall should be clearly identified by an appropriate sign that reads: kingdom hall of jehovahs witnesses.. .

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  LOL Fred!

  You can't even get your sign to have a line in the middle of the arrow...and you used a quotation mark " instead of a '...you dumb ass!

  Haha!

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  How to spot a Kingdumb Hall...

  by ISP in

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  well the dubs were told in no uncertain terms........... *** km 1/90 8 identifying kingdom halls ***.

  identifying kingdom halls.

  1 each kingdom hall should be clearly identified by an appropriate sign that reads: kingdom hall of jehovahs witnesses.. .

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  Haha! Outlaw.

  FRED's Meeting sign---> Kindum All Ov GeeOvers Witnussiss

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  Mining the CD for Gold...Read this!

  by slipnslidemaster in

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  note this gem from the 1999 january kingdom ministry:.

  make good use of older books.

  1 man has stored away millions of old books in libraries in every corner of the earth.

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  I like this quote...

  *** km 1/94 8 Helping Others Appreciate the Value of Our Publications ***
  2 January’s literature offer is any 192-page book printed on paper that yellows or discolors or any published before 1980.

  'Hey but I can make even newer publications turn yellow if I pee on them...can I use them.

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  How to spot a Kingdumb Hall...

  by ISP in

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  well the dubs were told in no uncertain terms........... *** km 1/90 8 identifying kingdom halls ***.

  identifying kingdom halls.

  1 each kingdom hall should be clearly identified by an appropriate sign that reads: kingdom hall of jehovahs witnesses.. .

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  Well fred....I am sure it would have been a stirring service meeting....

  BTW I think there are more appropriate names!

  ISP