Posts by BorgHater

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Brits, Scots, and SA's Don't Know How to Spell

by snowbird in

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on the handy ladies thread, i noticed that loubelle mentioned changing tyres..

it's t-i-r-e.. also, a car has a hood - not bonnet.. and, it's organization - not organisation.. sheesh!.

sylvia.

BorgHater

and we don't say panties, we say knickers...and one of my favourite phrases is 'don't get yer knickers in twist.' lol

BorgHater x

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Let's Welcome LifeIsTooShort to the Board

by snowbird in

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post #1 .

my husband insisted that we go to the doors even if they had no trespassing sings.

we have had guns drawn on us and shot up in the air.

BorgHater

Welcome! You're right, life is too short to waste it serving the WTBTS. I'm glad you found this site, you will find plenty of support here

BorgHater x

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this forum tends to get me thinking about things from the past and then roll my eyes.. i was recalling a particular pharasee in the congregation who used to love showing everyone how "smart" he was.. when i would go over the questions with someone, we would fly through them because it was usually with kids who were raised as jw's and could answer then in their sleep.

(besides the fact it was an "open book" quiz.).

well, mr pharasee used to always make it into a marathon session and take 2-3 hours to go over one section of the questions with someone.. he could take a simple question like "what is god's name?

BorgHater

It's because a jw baptism isn't really anything to do with faith in Jesus - it's a baptism of loyalty to The Borg. They ask the questions because want to make sure you are sufficiently brainwashed by their twisted beliefs before you are dunked in the name of The Father, The Son and The Organisation.

BorgHater x

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Moshe unloads on JW's

by moshe in

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i met two sisters while i was walking my dog.

of course they were quick to stop and talk to and easy mark like me.

things did not go as they expected.

BorgHater

Nice one moshe, you are so right about them being social parasites. Wish i could have been a fly on the wall while you were saying all this.

BorgHater x

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Brits, Scots, and SA's Don't Know How to Spell

by snowbird in

jw
friends

on the handy ladies thread, i noticed that loubelle mentioned changing tyres..

it's t-i-r-e.. also, a car has a hood - not bonnet.. and, it's organization - not organisation.. sheesh!.

sylvia.

BorgHater

I have to admit our food isn't the best Farkel, but you can't beat a lovely roast dinner with yorkshire puddings...YUM!

BorgHater x

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Brits, Scots, and SA's Don't Know How to Spell

by snowbird in

jw
friends

on the handy ladies thread, i noticed that loubelle mentioned changing tyres..

it's t-i-r-e.. also, a car has a hood - not bonnet.. and, it's organization - not organisation.. sheesh!.

sylvia.

BorgHater

To us Brits it you lot who don't know how to spell lol. I have to say we used to get so pissed off over here that all the societys literature was full of American spellings and many a turn of phrase we would never use. But i can't spell to save my life anyway haha.

BorgHater x

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Odd things the anointed have done

by wouldacouldashoulda in

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around a dozen years ago my congregation organised a "cong" party.

all went well until out 80 year old anointed sister sang "big spender".

i have never seen our cong so scared before.. .

BorgHater

Wantstoleave - the reason everyone was shocked is because the song is from a musical where a group of hookers are singing about a client 'Hey Big spender, spend a little time with me.' Hehe

Lol I would have loved to see the looks on everyone's faces that day

BorgHater

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Crazy & Irresponsible JW Things We Did

by snowbird in

on atj's thread about making jw's seem "normal,' outlaw asked the questions:.

what the hell are a bunch of jw ladys doing in the wilderness... .

driving around in a beater car?.

BorgHater

Oh, Angel Eyes that's so funny about you going into all those churches to preach, bless your cotten socks :)

BorgHater x

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My poem about the meetings

by BorgHater in

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i wrote a little poem about being at the meeting.

i apologise beforehand if all the commas and full stops are in the wrong places, i'm not very good with punctuation .

it's 10am, i'm bleary eyed,.

BorgHater

Thanks Charlie C, I love writing funny/silly poems but had never thought to write one about the jw's until now. The organisation is ripe for mocking lol. Maybe in a few weeks time i'll do another one :)

BorgHater x

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Grandmother Goes To Jail For Buying Cold Medicine!

by minimus in

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in indiana, a grandma bought cold medicine for her husband.

within a 7 day period, the same woman bought her adult daughter a similar cold relief medicine.

evidently, there's a law there saying you can't buy more than 3 grams of these meds within a 7 day period.

BorgHater

When i worked in a Pharmacy we had to look out for people with addiction to over-the-counter painkillers. One woman used to come in about 3 times a week and buy a box of 60 (or was it 40?) soluble Solphadine each time. But because she came in on seperate days there was nothing we could do. The thing is, if you go to 3 different pharmacies in one day you could stock up on pills to your hearts content. I read about a woman who took 80 Syndols a day (Syndols are co-codamol i think.) Because her body had got used to it slowly over a period of time she hadn't ever overdosed, but my God, 80 a day!!! If i have 2 of those they knock me out flat lol. I used to be a real pill popper at one time though, it's so easy to get addicted.

Mind you, i think arresting Grandma was a bit of an overreaction. Ridiculous!