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  Armageddon is coming! New Dates Predicted (satire)

  by 00DAD in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  kudos to jwn roving correspondent sd-7 for his insightful comments in a recent thread.

  as a result of his inspired utterance, i received a flash of insight that has allowed me to predict with uncanny accuracy the exact date for armageddon's arrival.

  what follows are sd-7's comments and my calculations.

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  finallysomepride

  oodad

  you got it all wrong, the voice in my head is telling me 2113 infact April 01
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  Farts - Blasting the Chair at the KH

  by Simon Morley in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  did you try to hold your farts during a meeting or let the slip out?

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  i let them go (quitely) and did not give a hell about the reaction..

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  finallysomepride

  boners!

  LOL

  always at the wrong time, KH, convention, swimming pool, school bus .......................... what's a poor teenager supposed to do
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  Farts - Blasting the Chair at the KH

  by Simon Morley in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  did you try to hold your farts during a meeting or let the slip out?

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  i let them go (quitely) and did not give a hell about the reaction..

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  finallysomepride

  there was always an elderley sister whom passed wind during prayer, at each kh i attended

  and yes i have let a few silent ones pass by on occasions
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  Dreaming of witnesses

  by Honeybucket in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  does anyone have dreams or nightmares about jehovah's witnesses, the society, or your trapped loved ones?

  i do all the time and they wont stop.

  i wake up with cold sweats and an upset stomach.

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  finallysomepride

  rarely, but when i do i finding them very disturbing
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  they just refuse to get trapped! (mice)

  by nuthouse escapee in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  it's now "game on" between me and the mice.

  my landlady put 15 traps down throughout their apartment on the first floor.

  in 2 weeks i caught the 5 not so bright mice.

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  finallysomepride

  This works too

  
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  they just refuse to get trapped! (mice)

  by nuthouse escapee in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  it's now "game on" between me and the mice.

  my landlady put 15 traps down throughout their apartment on the first floor.

  in 2 weeks i caught the 5 not so bright mice.

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  finallysomepride

  LOL

  try cheese but, melt the cheese with a match, burning it, this should work, good luck
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  Where is V?

  by jefferywhat in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i've been away.

  where is he?.

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  finallysomepride

  the original V series was better IMHO
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  Where is V?

  by jefferywhat in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i've been away.

  where is he?.

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  finallysomepride

  what is V & who is jeffreywhat?

  actually i thought this was going to be a "V" scifi thread

  
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  Do you ever make a toast (raise your glass, I mean, not put bread in a toaster)?

  by sd-7 in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i had quite the fun time at my wedding reception with the jw family so worried that my non-jw aunt was going to do a toast.

  unlike them, i do have regard for not offending the conscience of others, so of course i wasn't going to allow that under the circumstances.

  i mean, if they really thought i was going to let them do that, why did they even come in the first place?

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  finallysomepride

  yesclink
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  If you have had the CO or DO over for a meal...

  by A question in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  how long were they able to stay?

  what conversation or other things did you do together?.

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  finallysomepride

  My wife made a nice Kiwi piefor the CO.

  em as kiwis are am endangered species you & the CO would get prison time for that