The October 15, 2009 Watchtower has some interesting thoughts--some of which have already been discussed at length on the message boards. I thought I might highlight my personal favorites for discussion.
Page 4, paragraph 7:
"It is necessary that we have self-respect and find joy and satisfaction in our Kingdom service. However, being modest, or being aware of our limitations, will prevent us from becoming opinionated. Rather, we want to "think so as to have a sound mind." "
Here, having an opinion is equated with not having a sound mind, maybe even equated with not thinking properly! Which means that the absence of an opinion--which is not thinking at all, just blindly following--is the right way to "think".
Page 5, paragraph 10:
"The 'other sheep' are not part of the composite body of Christ...the 'other sheep' are part of 'all things' placed by Jehovah under the headship of his Son. They are also among the 'belongings' that Christ has entrusted to his 'faithful and discreet slave'. Those with an earthly hope should, therefore, recognize Christ as their Head and be submissive to the faithful and discreet slave and its Governing Body and to the men appointed as overseers in the congregation."
First of all, if I'm not part of the body of Christ, then what the shell am I doing here? Whose body am I a part of, exactly? The 'other sheep' are described as 'things' and 'belongings'--not as people--entrusted to the faithful slave. So who really is the slave here? The 'other sheep'? Or the faithful slave? Hard to tell, since apparently the 'other sheep' were bought by Christ and essentially sold (or at least rented out) to the faithful slave, with the promise that, 'don't worry, I'll be back to give these guys even more control over you soon'. We might add that the notion of the faithful slave being separate from the Governing Body is some serious, serious malarkey. Why bother with the distinction? The Governing Body IS the slave, period.
Page 11, paragraph 15:
"In the revelation given to the apostle John, Jesus revealed that his anointed brothers have "conquered [Satan] because of the blood of the Lamb and because of the word of their witnessing." (Rev. 12:11) This shows that the best way to conquer Satan...is to do good by our work of witnessing, preaching the good news of the Kingdom."
Bait and switch, anyone? We're not part of the body of Christ, but we sure as heck better do all the work that the body's supposed to be doing. Curious.
Page 13, paragraphs 1 and 2:
""I have called you friends, because all the things I have heard from my Father I have made known to you."--John 15:15. Those words of Jesus to his faithful apostles apply in principle to all anointed Christians today and, by extension, to their "other sheep" companions."
So we are friends of Christ only BY EXTENSION? How the shell do they justify that kind of reasoning? How can you be friends with some by extension? Either you are, or you're not. So much for modesty. "Only WE, THE ANOINTED, are friends of Christ. You guys? Only by extension."
Page 14, paragraph 7:
"Jesus looked past the faults of his loyal friends and acted in their best interests...Jesus showed consideration for their physical limitations...And he was interested not just in telling them what he thought but also in hearing and understanding what they thought and felt."
Compare this with what was just said earlier:
Page 4, paragraph 7:
"It is necessary that we have self-respect