And we wrap it up with a Questions From Readers on p. 32 about why Jesus cried after Lazarus died. To show just how in touch with human emotion the Watchtower is, a few thoughts:
"Another lesson we can learn from this account is that we should have compassion for those who are grieving over the death of their loved ones."
So...did we need the Watchtower to tell us we should feel compassion for those who grieve over dead relatives or friends? Apparently so. "Expressing such grief does not indicate that a person lacks faith in the resurrection hope." Really? Well, who suggested it would indicate that? Apparently there must actually be some JWs who feel that grieving over the dead means you lack faith, so they have to be reminded that it's normal. I may be wrong.
Well, that's it for my analysis. Plenty of other fear, guilt and shame stuff. See p. 30, par. 13, for guilting pioneers who come home and check their e-mail and then go on eBay.
Or p. 13, par. 8, if you say the same things in your prayers, Jehovah might stop listening. Oh, nooo, of course not--he always lovingly listens to your prayers! Don't cry! But don't say the same things in your prayers over and over. We mean it.
Or p. 23, par. 5: "We must admit that none of us are born with a perfectly sound mind." So maybe we're all "mentally diseased", well, except the writers of the Watchtower and/or the Governing Body, whose minds are apparently so sound that their thoughts and recommendations for even our most personal decisions are infallibly accurate.
Then there's "Curt" on p. 30, par. 10, who has enough gas to get to his circuit overseer assignment, but not enough to get back. Just before he leaves, someone conveniently gives him just enough money, the "exact amount", to get back! So apparently, someone just said, you know, I think I'll just give "Curt" $31.47, precisely, just out of the kindness of my heart and because I want to get rid of this extra dollar and 47 cents. Somehow, I'm guessing they probably got $40 and maybe got gas and a couple of burgers on the way back, so it worked out "exactly".
Ah, okay, I digress. Guess I'll stop now.
--sd-7