Posts by Cthulhu

For the first time since I got out of the cult, I am now wearing a Santa hat at work. I feel worldly. I feel normal. To quote a certain Bob Wiley "I feel good, I feel great, I feel wonderful."

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Check Out the Dictionary.com Word of the Day!

by Cthulhu in

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the word of the day for december 14, 2010, just in time for those off to kingdom ministry school to go over the new elder's manual, is brazen.

spiritual food at the proper time, and this time from a source other than the faithful and discreet slave (aka governing body of jw's).

Cthulhu

This just in from headquarters -

"Dear friends,

Upon further researching the word brazen, we have determined, with the help of our good friends at Dictionary.com, that is would be appropriate to not only continue in abandoning our former brazen ways, as we continue to put on the new personality, but also keep away from things that may remind us of such ways. Therefore, we feel it is in the best interest of the flock, as shepherds of that flock, to fully separate ourselves from brazen objects. That is to say, that in the same manner as we have formerly destroyed physical vestiges of wicked and brazen spirits, such as occult books and related items, we should now destroy personal items made of brass. It has come to light at a recent GB meeting, by means of a 2/3 vote of those present, that brass had in times past been a metal used by pagans and should, therefore, find no place in the home or on the person of a true follower of Jehovah God. We know that you will delight in this further dispensation of new light and work hard to rid yourself of anything that may serve to stumble yourselves or others as the end of this wicked system draws speedily to it's certain destruction.

Your Brothers,

The Governing Body of Jehovah's Witnesses"

Ah yes, such timely food.

Cthulhu, of the Timely Spiritual Nonsense Class

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Check Out the Dictionary.com Word of the Day!

by Cthulhu in

jw
friends

the word of the day for december 14, 2010, just in time for those off to kingdom ministry school to go over the new elder's manual, is brazen.

spiritual food at the proper time, and this time from a source other than the faithful and discreet slave (aka governing body of jw's).

Cthulhu

The word of the day for December 14, 2010, just in time for those off to Kingdom Ministry School to go over the new elder's manual, is BRAZEN. Spiritual food at the proper time, and this time from a source other than the Faithful and Discreet Slave (AKA Governing Body of JW's)

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Ever Disturbed by Something an Elder Said to You Personally?

by Cthulhu in

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i used to go out in service with this particular elder and after a while he developed a habit of saying...disturbing things.

i remember one occasion where he reminisced in rather graphic detail about a handjob some other guy gave him in school.

i recall another service venture when we passed a woman out walking her dog and he asks "do you ever wonder how many women who own dogs have sex with them?

Cthulhu

I used to go out in service with this particular elder and after a while he developed a habit of saying...disturbing things. I remember one occasion where he reminisced in rather graphic detail about a handjob some other GUY gave him in school. I recall another service venture when we passed a woman out walking her dog and he asks "do you ever wonder how many women who own dogs have sex with them?" I mentioned this to a few faded dubs from my locale and they said they never remembered him saying shit that strange. Any similar stories out there?

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Need a link to video posted here...

by Too Opinionated in

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4 or 5 years ago there was a video posted on this site from a witness being disfellowshipped at his door.

last i knew he moved away and hasn't been back to this site.

i'd like to post the link to it, because it was taken in the same town that this article is running.

Cthulhu

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P4XykyYefPQ

Found this on Youtube. Don't know if that's what you might be looking for.

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WikiLeaks Bombshell re: Governing body dying off - few eligible annointed left

by therevealer in

many of the current annointed not necessarily truly such.

this is causing great consternation with the remaining gb as they decide who is telling the truth about their annointing.

these wikileaks were captured at the last weekly meeting when the old fellas fell asleep..

Cthulhu

& I hope that an interdimensional portal opens up beneath Brooklyn and sucks all of Bethel in while there is a GB meeting attended by all of them before the portal closes...but it ain't likely to happen. Oh well, I suppose we can dream, right illuminator?

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First Semester of College Completed Tonight!

by mentallyfree31 in

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just wanted to say that as of tonight, i have completed my first semester of college.

it feels great.

i have met a lot of new friends, many of them great people.

Cthulhu

YAY! On your way to a better life! Congrats. I take my final final exam of the semester tomorrow night around 7.