This thread has already reached classic status in my opinion. I'm not the type of guy that does well under pressure or somebody on a power trip telling me what to do. One of those housekeepers going through my stuff, I would have smacked flames out of her. The table head directs which way the food is passed? GTFOH!! LOL No licking your fingers with BBQ Ribs? C'mon. I would have been diplomatic and wiped my hands clean with a paper towel, and then look at the table head as I licked the paper towel. Just for emphasis, I would have licked it real perverted so that he would think I'm a homo making a pass at him. You have to go to every morning worship? I get up when I want to get up. No shirts with logos? What about the crocodile logo on polo shirts?
What a bunch of power tripping cowards. If those planes would have hit Bethel on 9/11, I wouldn't have shed one tear.