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The PERFECT Translation...for Churchoids!
by theMadJW in
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2. bible
http://www.themadjws.com/thercvbible.htm.
theMadJW

Gen 6:3- And God-the-Father said, God-the-Ghost shall not always strive with man, for that he also is flesh: yet his days shall be an hundred and twenty years...then all Eternity in Hellfire! - RCV
723
The PERFECT Translation...for Churchoids!
by theMadJW in
1. watchtower
2. bible
http://www.themadjws.com/thercvbible.htm.
theMadJW

Genesis 3:19- By the sweat of your brow you will eat your food until your immortal soul is sent to Hellfire to be burned alive for all Eternity! - RCV
723
The PERFECT Translation...for Churchoids!
by theMadJW in
1. watchtower
2. bible
http://www.themadjws.com/thercvbible.htm.
theMadJW

You forgot Limbo- where babies go for Eternity, if unbaptised at death....
And, regarding "gay" is that OLD definition (which was TRUE), or NEW definition (Which, of course, wasn't)?
723
The PERFECT Translation...for Churchoids!
by theMadJW in
1. watchtower
2. bible
http://www.themadjws.com/thercvbible.htm.
theMadJW

Gen 2:16- And the LORDS commanded the man, "You are free to eat from any tree in the garden; 17 but you must not eat from the tree of the knowledge of good and evil, for when you eat of it your Immortal Souls will be sent to Hellfire, where We will watch as We burn you alive FOOORRREEEVVVEEERRRRRR- for We know how to keep your bodies regenerating for continuing being burned! AND, to make it even Nicer, We will give worms Eternal Life so that they can gnaw on you forever also! - RCV
The RCV as its forming- (one of you helped with ONE addition!-
http://www.themadjws.com/thercvbible.htm
723
The PERFECT Translation...for Churchoids!
by theMadJW in
1. watchtower
2. bible
http://www.themadjws.com/thercvbible.htm.
theMadJW

Gen 2:7- Then the Holy Trinity formed a man from the dust of the ground and breathed into his nostrils the breath of life, and then They put an Immortal Soul into his body. - RCV
723
The PERFECT Translation...for Churchoids!
by theMadJW in
1. watchtower
2. bible
http://www.themadjws.com/thercvbible.htm.
theMadJW
723
The PERFECT Translation...for Churchoids!
by theMadJW in
1. watchtower
2. bible
http://www.themadjws.com/thercvbible.htm.
theMadJW

See-
http://www.themadjws.com/howtospeakchurchese.htm
723
The PERFECT Translation...for Churchoids!
by theMadJW in
1. watchtower
2. bible
http://www.themadjws.com/thercvbible.htm.
theMadJW

TT- it is because that term is in reference to its LIFE as a creature; thus Adam BECAME a LIVING soul, and the sinning soul DIES or is DESTROYED.
Remember, the language of ancient Hebrew is FAR different than English- thus the difficulty in translating it!
723
The PERFECT Translation...for Churchoids!
by theMadJW in
1. watchtower
2. bible
http://www.themadjws.com/thercvbible.htm.
theMadJW

Yeah, Titus- let them alone!
If they want to believe in their Halloween God- they have the "Right"!
Dontcha know that Jesus never died? That his immortal soul floated elsewhere those 3 days, then re-entered his battered and bloodless corpse, appeared to his disciples for 40 days, then floated up to heaven to become the Zombie-Jesus God with the nameless Ghost God, and the nameless Father-God?
It all makes SO much SENSE, I JUST don't know how we could have MISSED it!
723
The PERFECT Translation...for Churchoids!
by theMadJW in
1. watchtower
2. bible
http://www.themadjws.com/thercvbible.htm.
theMadJW

John 20:17- Jesus God said, "Do not hold on to Us, for We have not yet ascended to Ourselves. Go instead to Our brothers and tell them, 'We are ascending to OurSelves: to God-the-Father and your God-the-Father, to Our God-the-Ghost and your God-the-Ghost.' " - RCV