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The PERFECT Translation...for Churchoids!
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Ecc 9:5- For the living know that they shall die: but the dead are not really dead- but living in Heaven, Hell, Purgatory or Limbo. If in heaven they are rapping to the tune of harps, or playing "Dueling Harps", if elsewhere, they are BURNING, baby, BURNING...unless stuck in Limbo where the memory of them is forgotten. - RCV
723
The PERFECT Translation...for Churchoids!
by theMadJW in
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2. bible
http://www.themadjws.com/thercvbible.htm.
theMadJW

Psalm 146:1- Praise ye the Trinity. Praise theTrinity, O my soul. 2 While I live will I praise the Trinity: I will sing praises unto my Triune God while I have any being. 3 Put not your trust in princes, nor in the son of man, in whom there is no help. 4 His breath goeth forth, his immortal soul goes to heaven , hell, purgatory, or limbo; in that very day he is judged .- RCV
From: http://www.themadjws.com/thercvbible.htm
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The PERFECT Translation...for Churchoids!
by theMadJW in
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http://www.themadjws.com/thercvbible.htm.
theMadJW

Psalm 139:21- Don't I LOVE those who hate you, LORD, and ADORE those who are in rebellion against you? 22 I have nothing but LOVE for them; I count them my bt friends. - RCV
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The PERFECT Translation...for Churchoids!
by theMadJW in
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2. bible
http://www.themadjws.com/thercvbible.htm.
theMadJW

What? You didn't read what "love" means in churchese????
http://www.themadjws.com/howtospeakchurchese.htm
723
The PERFECT Translation...for Churchoids!
by theMadJW in
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2. bible
http://www.themadjws.com/thercvbible.htm.
theMadJW
723
The PERFECT Translation...for Churchoids!
by theMadJW in
1. watchtower
2. bible
http://www.themadjws.com/thercvbible.htm.
theMadJW
723
The PERFECT Translation...for Churchoids!
by theMadJW in
1. watchtower
2. bible
http://www.themadjws.com/thercvbible.htm.
theMadJW

Now, if any of you have learned how to speak churchese, yet- lesson #14 is the most Important of ALL!
"LOVE"
Don't MISS it!
http://www.themadjws.com/howtospeakchurchese.htm
723
The PERFECT Translation...for Churchoids!
by theMadJW in
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2. bible
http://www.themadjws.com/thercvbible.htm.
theMadJW

Psalm 83:18- That they may know that thou three, whose names are LORD, Ghost, and Jesus, art the Most High over all the earth. - RCV
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The PERFECT Translation...for Churchoids!
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2. bible
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Psalm 34:3- O magnify the LORDS with me, and let us exalt Their Names together. - RCV
723
The PERFECT Translation...for Churchoids!
by theMadJW in
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2. bible
http://www.themadjws.com/thercvbible.htm.
theMadJW

Psalm 34:3- O magnify the LORDS with me, and let us exalt Their Names together. - RCV