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Who really is Michael the Archangel?
by theMadJW in
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2. friends
http://www.themadjws.com/whoismichael.htm.

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let me know what you think- for i will be adding to the info!.
theMadJW

1 Thess 4:16-For God Jesus shall descend from heaven with a shout, the Master Ventriloquest, mimicking the voice of the archangel, and with his own trumpet: and the dead in Christ shall be pulled from Heaven! 17 Then we which are alive and remain shall be Raptured with them in the clouds, to meet the Lords in the air: and so shall we ever be with the Lords.- RCV
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Who really is Michael the Archangel?
by theMadJW in
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2. friends
http://www.themadjws.com/whoismichael.htm.

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let me know what you think- for i will be adding to the info!.
theMadJW

Marvelous Escapism! Bravo! From trying to find squirm-room in the Greek to a dig on poor dead Russell- you've done a GREAT job of stretching that imagination far past the breaking point! (Any minute now!)
Let's try this AGAIN!
1 Thess 4:16- For the Lord himself will come down from heaven,
with a loud command,
with the voice of the archangel and
with the trumpet call of God,
and the dead in Christ will rise first.
Churchianity befouls almost EVERY biblical word!
"The Lord" actually means ONE of the Three Lords, in churchese! Jesus comes down WITH:
(1) A Loud Command- is someone ELSE commanding?
(2) The Voice (authority) of THE Archangel- they say there's more than one, so which one does Christ have? Or is it Christ at ALL being referred to: roll the dice, if you trust in clergy!
(3) The trumpet call of God- trumpets were used to direct the attack of an army, Lord )or Lords) only knows what churchoids will claim here!
Young's LITERAL translation has it-
"because the Lord himself, in a shout, in the voice of a chief-messenger, and in the trump of God, shall come down from heaven, and the dead in Christ shall rise first"
So the account CLEARLY shows Christ Shouting a Command as Archangel (Chief Messenger) and using the battle call of his God and Father.
Buuuut- that makes WAY too much sense for churchoids!
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The PERFECT Translation...for Churchoids!
by theMadJW in
1. watchtower
2. bible
http://www.themadjws.com/thercvbible.htm.
theMadJW

1 Cor 1:10- Now I beseech you, brethren, by the names of our Trinity Lords , that ye all speak according to your own opinions and interpretations, and that there be plenty of divisions among you; but that ye be perfectly happy believing whatever you want! This is the will of the Gods! - RCV
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Who really is Michael the Archangel?
by theMadJW in
1. jw
2. friends
http://www.themadjws.com/whoismichael.htm.

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let me know what you think- for i will be adding to the info!.
theMadJW

Wonder all you wish:
1- That trumpet REALLY bothers you, eh? Prefer the Sax?
2- No, but it does Christ, since he was raised ABOVE his fellows, yet STILL retains his authority (voice) of Archangel!
723
The PERFECT Translation...for Churchoids!
by theMadJW in
1. watchtower
2. bible
http://www.themadjws.com/thercvbible.htm.
theMadJW

1 Cor 1:3- Grace and peace to you from our Triune Godhead, and God-the-Son! - RCV
723
The PERFECT Translation...for Churchoids!
by theMadJW in
1. watchtower
2. bible
http://www.themadjws.com/thercvbible.htm.
theMadJW

Have A.D.D, Kenn?
I do just THAT, thank you very much!
Romans 15:5- May The Gods who give endurance and encouragement give you the same attitude of mind toward each other that Christ the Jesus God had, 6 so that with one mind and one voice you may glorify God-the-Father, and God-the-Ghost, and God-the-Son. - RCV
309
Who really is Michael the Archangel?
by theMadJW in
1. jw
2. friends
http://www.themadjws.com/whoismichael.htm.

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let me know what you think- for i will be adding to the info!.
theMadJW

1 Thess 4:16-For the Lord himself will come down from heaven, with a loud command, with the voice of the archangel and with the trumpet call of God, and the dead in Christ will rise first.
Hmmmm! SO much diversion! I'm SHOCKED, I tellya! They not only CAN'T answer my question- but even throw MORE at me! You FIRST, churchoids!
309
Who really is Michael the Archangel?
by theMadJW in
1. jw
2. friends
http://www.themadjws.com/whoismichael.htm.

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let me know what you think- for i will be adding to the info!.
theMadJW

Maybe Jesus God uses an angel's voice because....
...it SOUNDS better than his?
...he has larengitus? (sp)
...he's an actor pretending to be someone else?
723
The PERFECT Translation...for Churchoids!
by theMadJW in
1. watchtower
2. bible
http://www.themadjws.com/thercvbible.htm.
theMadJW

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahaaha!
What Watchtower mag are YOU reading, Ken?
And what do you offer instead?
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Who really is Michael the Archangel?
by theMadJW in
1. jw
2. friends
http://www.themadjws.com/whoismichael.htm.

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let me know what you think- for i will be adding to the info!.
theMadJW

No- Jack- I ain't!
So, Tec- ENLIGHTEN this poor, brainwashed, mind-controlled JW-
WHY
did Jesus speak with the voice of an angel???
Or, God Jesus, in your mind? heh