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The PERFECT Translation...for Churchoids!
by theMadJW in
1. watchtower
2. bible
http://www.themadjws.com/thercvbible.htm.
theMadJW

OOOOOOO! Your keeping track of all the scriptures I list? Nah
Maybe I have repeated a few- but they are ALWAYS good for a good laugh!
Acts 1:6- So when they met together, they asked him, "Lords, are you at this time going to restore the kingdom to Israel?" 7 They said to them: "It is not for you to know the times or dates We have set by Our own authority. 8 But you will receive power when God-the-Ghost comes on you; and you will be Our witnesses in Jerusalem, and in all Judea and Samaria, and to the ends of the earth." 9 After They said this, They were taken up before their very eyes, and Their physical body was taken into Heaven! - RCV
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Learn to Speak Fluent Churchese!
by theMadJW in
1. watchtower
2. bible
ever wonder why when you refer to "god", it's like speaking a foreign language?.

it is a foreign language, if speaking to a churchoid!.

http://www.themadjws.com/howtospeakchurchese.htm.
theMadJW

Thanks, Hint!
The reason I KNOW is because I talk with them at the door, when at work- and here online EVERY SINGLE DAY!
So, if no one answers- its because they know better; truth dispels the deception- as my list of Churchese reveals how completely gullible one must be to believe suc nonsense!
The word "Ghost"...
Originally, when what became the Catholic Church formulated the Trinity Dogma, a BIG problem was the introduction of a THIRD God....After all. the holy spirit doesn't have a name...and is never seen with God and Christ in all the visions....and the peoples in those days were VERY superstitous...thus what better term than conjuring up yet another God than "GHOST"! The Holy GHOST!
No, no, NO! Stop thinking the immortal soul of someone who has died haunting the living! Start thinking the immortal third God of the Trinity who has come haunting the living! Discretion must be used, however, for many churchoids, altho believing it IS a ghost do not like that term, but prefer "spirit, since it is a softer way to promote their dogma!
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A Terry inspired post - Whose interpretation do you follow?
by donny in
1. watchtower
2. bible
terry had a great post the other day entitled " if the bible is so darned great---why don't people just read it?.

" yesterday someone knocked on my door and by the time i got there they had left and i found this postcard taped to the door.. the front has a picture of an open bible and the words "now is the time to know" below that is this statement: (bolding theirs).

"the bible is as relevant as ever to your life and family.
theMadJW

What a Bizarre statement: "This is assuming that the bible is the guide God gave us. Not the Holy Spirit. Not Jesus."
Without the Bible (or someone who READ it), you would know nothing about them. Has Jesus and the Nameless Ghost-God appeared to you and taught you?
The Bible was written so that it would be relevant to people in all ages- and is only misunderstood because of false agendas and religious tradition.
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Typical email exchange I just had with a JW
by jwfacts in
1. jw
2. experiences
most of the emails that i receive from jws are short and to the point - i am wrong and jehovah will soon exact vengeance on me.

they never identify where i am wrong.

here is a typical one.
theMadJW

What mystical site is this?
The internet only HEIGHTENS my zeal for God and Christ; what some of you have said is alien to me!
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Who really is Michael the Archangel?
by theMadJW in
1. jw
2. friends
http://www.themadjws.com/whoismichael.htm.

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let me know what you think- for i will be adding to the info!.
theMadJW

Just because it might - what bearing would it have?
You think IT, too, is inspired of God?
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Learn to Speak Fluent Churchese!
by theMadJW in
1. watchtower
2. bible
ever wonder why when you refer to "god", it's like speaking a foreign language?.

it is a foreign language, if speaking to a churchoid!.

http://www.themadjws.com/howtospeakchurchese.htm.
theMadJW

In churchese, "Troll" is someone who says something so truthful that they can't give it a spin!
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The PERFECT Translation...for Churchoids!
by theMadJW in
1. watchtower
2. bible
http://www.themadjws.com/thercvbible.htm.
theMadJW

John 17:20- We pray also for those who will believe in Us through their message, 21 that all of them may be one, God-the-Father, just as you are in Us and We are in You, and God-the-Ghost. Then we can ALL be one Happy Godhead forever! - RCV
-http://www.themadjws.com/thercvbible.htm
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Learn to Speak Fluent Churchese!
by theMadJW in
1. watchtower
2. bible
ever wonder why when you refer to "god", it's like speaking a foreign language?.

it is a foreign language, if speaking to a churchoid!.

http://www.themadjws.com/howtospeakchurchese.htm.
theMadJW

Lesson #4 from http://www.themadjws.com/howtospeakchurchese.htm -
The word "Almighty"...
In churchese, the "Al" is silent. For since there are 3 Gods...well just "One" in a twilightzonian sense...that are 3 separate 'Supreme' Beings....and all 3 are EQUAL in Power and Authority, the term "Almighty' quickly becomes obsolete.
Therefore JUST STOP USING IT! It is FORBIDDEN if you are to speak churchese...or maybe you'll just have to hire an interpreter! (Or tarot cards will do.)
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Who really is Michael the Archangel?
by theMadJW in
1. jw
2. friends
http://www.themadjws.com/whoismichael.htm.

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let me know what you think- for i will be adding to the info!.
theMadJW

Therefore, Jesus, being the Ultimate Messenger (angel) of God, and being the Leader of the REST of the angels he was raised above speaks with the authority (voice) of Archangel because that is who he IS!
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Who really is Michael the Archangel?
by theMadJW in
1. jw
2. friends
http://www.themadjws.com/whoismichael.htm.

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let me know what you think- for i will be adding to the info!.
theMadJW

Ahhh, yes- the Qumran community of fanatic Jews! Help yourself!