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The PERFECT Translation...for Churchoids!
by theMadJW in
1. watchtower
2. bible
http://www.themadjws.com/thercvbible.htm.
theMadJW

Gen 2:16 And the LORDs The Gods commanded the man, "You are free to eat from any tree in the garden; 17 but you must not eat from the tree of the knowledge of good and evil, for when you eat of it your Immortal Souls will be sent to Hellfire, where We will watch as We burn you alive FOOORRREEEVVVEEERRRRRR! AND, to make it even Nicer, We will give worms Eternal Life so that they can gnaw on you forever! - RCV
723
The PERFECT Translation...for Churchoids!
by theMadJW in
1. watchtower
2. bible
http://www.themadjws.com/thercvbible.htm.
theMadJW

Luke 4:5 The devil led Them up to a high place and showed Them in an instant all the kingdoms of the world. 6 And he said to Them, "I will give you all their authority and splendor; it has been given to me, and I can give it to anyone I want to.
7 If you worship me, it will all be yours." 8 Jesus God answered, "It is written: 'Worship the Lord your Gods and serve Them only...and I AM THE GODS ALMIGHTY! Who do ya think you're fooling!!!' -RCV
723
The PERFECT Translation...for Churchoids!
by theMadJW in
1. watchtower
2. bible
http://www.themadjws.com/thercvbible.htm.
theMadJW

LOLOLOLOLO! Or a condition that befalls one who listens to our New Songs too much! heh
Like your Handle, finger!
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The PERFECT Translation...for Churchoids!
by theMadJW in
1. watchtower
2. bible
http://www.themadjws.com/thercvbible.htm.
theMadJW

One who puts Church over Christ.
723
The PERFECT Translation...for Churchoids!
by theMadJW in
1. watchtower
2. bible
http://www.themadjws.com/thercvbible.htm.
theMadJW

Where have ya'll gone?
723
The PERFECT Translation...for Churchoids!
by theMadJW in
1. watchtower
2. bible
http://www.themadjws.com/thercvbible.htm.
theMadJW

OK, DD- your turn.
YOU believe the Bible inspired of God- and if so, who have YOU learned God to be?
723
The PERFECT Translation...for Churchoids!
by theMadJW in
1. watchtower
2. bible
http://www.themadjws.com/thercvbible.htm.
theMadJW

Agape, Isaac!
However, "God" is WAY too ambiguous!
723
The PERFECT Translation...for Churchoids!
by theMadJW in
1. watchtower
2. bible
http://www.themadjws.com/thercvbible.htm.
theMadJW

GREAT!
Now, who have you learned- from IT- to be the Supreme Being?
723
The PERFECT Translation...for Churchoids!
by theMadJW in
1. watchtower
2. bible
http://www.themadjws.com/thercvbible.htm.
theMadJW

Me, too, Isaac!
Fridays are MY 'Holidays'- I knock off at noon Pacific Time... (9 am here)
Let's start anew!
You believe the Bible's inspired of God?
723
The PERFECT Translation...for Churchoids!
by theMadJW in
1. watchtower
2. bible
http://www.themadjws.com/thercvbible.htm.
theMadJW

I told YOU to CORRECT me; can't you DO it; no Sarcasm. IF you stop diversion (ridiculing the WTBS)...