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The PERFECT Translation...for Churchoids!
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Sounds like you're an Expert at that!
John 11:17- On Their arrival, Jesus God found that Lazarus body had already been in the tomb for four days, and knew his Immortal Soul was in Heaven.
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The PERFECT Translation...for Churchoids!
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John 10:29- God-the-Father, who has given them to Us, is greater than all (except Me and God-the-Ghost); no one can snatch them out of Our hands. 30 I and God-the -Father, and God-the-Ghost are the Same Person. I am God Almighty, the Supreme Being...er...well one of Three Supreme Beings, anyways!" - RCV
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The PERFECT Translation...for Churchoids!
by theMadJW in
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2. bible
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theMadJW

John 8:29- The Two who sent Me is with Me; We are ONE, and they have not left me alone, for I always do what pleases Us!" - RCV
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The PERFECT Translation...for Churchoids!
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John 8:27-28- They did not grasp that They were talking to them about God-the-Father. 28 Therefore Jesus God said: “When once YOU have lifted up the Son of man, then YOU will know that We are the I AM, and that We do nothing of Our own initiative; but just as God-the-Father taught Us, We speak these things. - RVC
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The PERFECT Translation...for Churchoids!
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Luke 4:1- Jesus God, full of the Holy-Ghost-God, left the Jordan and were led by Themselves into the wilderness. - RCV
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The PERFECT Translation...for Churchoids!
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Mark 16:15- And he said unto them, Go ye into all the world, and preach the gospel " He's RISEN!" to every creature; dogs and cats listen often. - RCV
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The PERFECT Translation...for Churchoids!
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Mark 10:40- but to sit at Our right or left is not for Us to grant. We, God-the-Father, and God-the-Ghost have to Scissors, Rock and Paper! - RCV
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The PERFECT Translation...for Churchoids!
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Ezekiel 18:4-Behold, all souls are mine; as the soul of the father, so also the soul of the son is mine: the soul that sinneth, it shall never die, EITHER, for they're all IMMORTAL, going to Heaven, Hell, Purgatory, or even Limbo! - RCV
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The PERFECT Translation...for Churchoids!
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Luke 13:20- And again he said, Whereunto shall I liken the kingdom of God? 21 It is like a special membership in an Exclusive Club, which a man bragged about, telling all he was 'Born-Again' and was going to Heaven. All else are doomed to Hellfire. - RCV
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The PERFECT Translation...for Churchoids!
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