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  Donny- this site is so hateful about us, and slanders us so badly, I just kinda cut loose here...a little! heh
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  Hey- Gary- that is as funny as your theology!
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  At LAST! A Beginner's Guide to Speaking Churchese! Master this language EFFORTLESSLY!

  http://www.themadjws.com/howtospeakchurchese.htm
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  http://s875.photobucket.com/albums/ab315/MadMag/CHURCHianity/?action=view¤t=YouTube-HellIsRealPart2of3.mp4
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  The PERFECT Translation...for Churchoids!

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  Of course, I can also rant @ all the other church coprolite!

  Like, heh, Hellfire!

  Luke 13: 5- I tell you, Nay: but, except ye repent, ye shall all likewise scream in utter agony for all Eternity as you are burned alive, and gnawed on by worms that we have given Eternal Life to, in Helllllllfirrrrrrrrre! - RCV

  
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  The PERFECT Translation...for Churchoids!

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  Luke 4:5- The devil led Them up to a high place and showed Them in an instant all the kingdoms of the world. 6 And he said to Them, "I will give you all their authority and splendor; it has been given to me, and I can give it to anyone I want to.
  7 If you worship me, it will all be yours." 8 Jesus God answered, "It is written: 'Worship the Lord your Gods and serve Them only...and I AM THE GODS ALMIGHTY! Who do ya think you're fooling!!!' -RCV
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  Fanatical? Nah! It is so absurd- it is endlessly funny that anyone can REALLY believe it; and CHURCHianity has used it to HIDE the True God from the masses...
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  Isa 45:18- For thus saith the LORDS that created the heavens; God Themselves that formed the earth and made it; They hath established it, They created it not in vain, They formed it so that all can be whisked to Heaven (or Hellfire): I am the LORDS; and there is none else. -RCV
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  The PERFECT Translation...for Churchoids!

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  Smirk! Such all-inspiring intelligence! It's all so..un-impressive!

  Hereyago-

  Psalm 146:1- Praise ye the Trinity. Praise theTrinity, O my soul. 2 While I live will I praise the Trinity: I will sing praises unto my Triune God while I have any being. 3 Put not your trust in princes, nor in the son of man, in whom there is no help. 4 His breath goeth forth, his immortal soul goes to heaven , hell, purgatory, or limbo; in that very day he is judged .- RCV