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The PERFECT Translation...for Churchoids!
by theMadJW in
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2. bible
http://www.themadjws.com/thercvbible.htm.
theMadJW

Lesson #1, from "How to Speak Fluent Churchese (http://www.themadjws.com/howtospeakchurchese.htm)
The word "God".
In churchese, the word "God" NEVER EVER refers to a Supreme Being!
So in order to fluently speak churchese as a native churchoid would, one must always think of a, say, God with a split personality.
As THEY call it "ONE" God... (that isn't one in any REAL sense)...like a 3-in-one oil. A Trio of God-Persons or "essences", like divine perfumes....
Thus it's not "GOD" spoke to Moses, but "Gods" spoke to Moses, and "They", not "He", and 'They' never say " I", but "We". If you find it almost impossible to think that way, try having a friend safely rap you on the head with a baseball bat; it almost ALWAYS helps you see things in triplicate...
723
The PERFECT Translation...for Churchoids!
by theMadJW in
1. watchtower
2. bible
http://www.themadjws.com/thercvbible.htm.
theMadJW

John 4:23- Yet a time is coming and has now come when the true worshipers will worship Us, the Holy Trinity, in spirit and tradition, for they are the kind of worshipers We seek. 24 We are Ghosts, and Our worshipers must worship as Ghosts and in authorized Church Dogma!. 25-The woman said to Them: “I know that the Triune Messiahs are coming, who are called Trinity-the-Christ. Whenever Those arrive, They will declare all things to us openly.” 26 - Jesus God said to her: “We who are speaking to you areThey .” - RCV
723
The PERFECT Translation...for Churchoids!
by theMadJW in
1. watchtower
2. bible
http://www.themadjws.com/thercvbible.htm.
theMadJW

Now, for those of you who wish to learn WATCHTOWERese, repeat to yourself "You'd do well to ask yourself", and "Benefit More Fully", and "Enjoy the Rich Banquet of Spiritual Food from the Faithful & Discreet Slave Class"!
723
The PERFECT Translation...for Churchoids!
by theMadJW in
1. watchtower
2. bible
http://www.themadjws.com/thercvbible.htm.
theMadJW

Thanks!
723
The PERFECT Translation...for Churchoids!
by theMadJW in
1. watchtower
2. bible
http://www.themadjws.com/thercvbible.htm.
theMadJW

Where'd you put your thoughts, Titus; I can't find 'em.
In "Discussions"?
723
The PERFECT Translation...for Churchoids!
by theMadJW in
1. watchtower
2. bible
http://www.themadjws.com/thercvbible.htm.
theMadJW

I ALWAYS think about things that make SOME kinda sense, Titus! T'will do- and it's not MY site- but a group of fellow Mads!
723
The PERFECT Translation...for Churchoids!
by theMadJW in
1. watchtower
2. bible
http://www.themadjws.com/thercvbible.htm.
theMadJW

And, Donnie- if all ex-JWs were anything LIKE you, this would be a cool site, instead of the nonsense it is!
723
The PERFECT Translation...for Churchoids!
by theMadJW in
1. watchtower
2. bible
http://www.themadjws.com/thercvbible.htm.
theMadJW

Well, Donny, if you look at it THAT way, you need to learn how to speak churchese- the current listing goes along with that!
http://www.themadjws.com/howtospeakchurchese.htm
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The PERFECT Translation...for Churchoids!
by theMadJW in
1. watchtower
2. bible
http://www.themadjws.com/thercvbible.htm.
theMadJW

"they deny that Jesus is God and the Holy Spirit is a person at every turn."
You BETCHA!!!!!
723
The PERFECT Translation...for Churchoids!
by theMadJW in
1. watchtower
2. bible
http://www.themadjws.com/thercvbible.htm.
theMadJW

OOOOO! How HORRIBLE!
Have you had your transubstantiation lately?