...Jesus comes out of Heaven, knocks ON my door, takes my hand gentley, apologizes for ALL I went through at the hands of HIS cong elders, does away with the whole DFing arrangement, then he sits to eat some pizza and a cold Heineken with me!
babygirl30
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I will come back to the Kingdom Hall when......
by Cagefighter ini can sport my beard and they have a smoking section!
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let's have fun with this thread..
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I HAVE JUST BEEN APPOINTED AS A MINISTERIAL SERVANT.
by african GB Member inafter being reinstated in 2008, i was finally appointed ms last night.. i am so excited now that i have a certain measure of 'power'.. ex-ms's/elders, what types of challenges come with this priviledge?.
what will be expected from me?.
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babygirl30
I'm guessing by your overly enthusiastic announcement and pride in being 'labled' an MS - that you are on the PIPE...
...that's slang for the CRACK PIPE!!!
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Why do I feel like a Barbie???????
by babygirl30 ini said that to my therapist yesterday morning...told her that the best way for me to describe my life was to sum it all up and say 'i feel like a barbie' - cause i do!!!.
every aspect of my life was controlled: what i am supposed to wear, my 'role' as a female in the cong, getting baptized, going in service, how i'm supposed to act and talk, who i'm to associate with (or not), going to meetings, driving 'certain' cars (no 2-doors), how to do my hair, whom to date and marry, blah blah blah...... when you add it all up - that is a barbie's life!!!
any girl that has played with barbie's understands that you are purely in control of 'her'.
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Why do I feel like a Barbie???????
by babygirl30 ini said that to my therapist yesterday morning...told her that the best way for me to describe my life was to sum it all up and say 'i feel like a barbie' - cause i do!!!.
every aspect of my life was controlled: what i am supposed to wear, my 'role' as a female in the cong, getting baptized, going in service, how i'm supposed to act and talk, who i'm to associate with (or not), going to meetings, driving 'certain' cars (no 2-doors), how to do my hair, whom to date and marry, blah blah blah...... when you add it all up - that is a barbie's life!!!
any girl that has played with barbie's understands that you are purely in control of 'her'.
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serenitynow! Although the way that suit is fitting Ken's body - all untailored and square - I might 'lose all self control' and hop on a brotha!!!
We go from servin up 'the word'
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Why do I feel like a Barbie???????
by babygirl30 ini said that to my therapist yesterday morning...told her that the best way for me to describe my life was to sum it all up and say 'i feel like a barbie' - cause i do!!!.
every aspect of my life was controlled: what i am supposed to wear, my 'role' as a female in the cong, getting baptized, going in service, how i'm supposed to act and talk, who i'm to associate with (or not), going to meetings, driving 'certain' cars (no 2-doors), how to do my hair, whom to date and marry, blah blah blah...... when you add it all up - that is a barbie's life!!!
any girl that has played with barbie's understands that you are purely in control of 'her'.
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babygirl30
SURE! We can go out...right after I get off my PT menial labor job so that I can pioneer and help my Bible Studies into the 'truth'. Pick me up around 10pm, Im closing tonight. Oh....wait....gotta go, a customers at my station "Do you want to Supersize that for an extra $0.39?"
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Why do I feel like a Barbie???????
by babygirl30 ini said that to my therapist yesterday morning...told her that the best way for me to describe my life was to sum it all up and say 'i feel like a barbie' - cause i do!!!.
every aspect of my life was controlled: what i am supposed to wear, my 'role' as a female in the cong, getting baptized, going in service, how i'm supposed to act and talk, who i'm to associate with (or not), going to meetings, driving 'certain' cars (no 2-doors), how to do my hair, whom to date and marry, blah blah blah...... when you add it all up - that is a barbie's life!!!
any girl that has played with barbie's understands that you are purely in control of 'her'.
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****SIDE NOTE****
Pretty sad that back when I was little, the only 'black' Barbie's they had were very dark skinned!!! Now they have them in all different skin tones. THAT one matches mine EXACTLY! LOVE IT!!!!!!
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Why do I feel like a Barbie???????
by babygirl30 ini said that to my therapist yesterday morning...told her that the best way for me to describe my life was to sum it all up and say 'i feel like a barbie' - cause i do!!!.
every aspect of my life was controlled: what i am supposed to wear, my 'role' as a female in the cong, getting baptized, going in service, how i'm supposed to act and talk, who i'm to associate with (or not), going to meetings, driving 'certain' cars (no 2-doors), how to do my hair, whom to date and marry, blah blah blah...... when you add it all up - that is a barbie's life!!!
any girl that has played with barbie's understands that you are purely in control of 'her'.
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babygirl30
I was going to intruduce myself as Ken, but you beat me to it............... I got it... Hey barbie... I'm GI Joe. buy you a drink?
Sure baby! How bout Malibu Bay Breeze???
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Why do I feel like a Barbie???????
by babygirl30 ini said that to my therapist yesterday morning...told her that the best way for me to describe my life was to sum it all up and say 'i feel like a barbie' - cause i do!!!.
every aspect of my life was controlled: what i am supposed to wear, my 'role' as a female in the cong, getting baptized, going in service, how i'm supposed to act and talk, who i'm to associate with (or not), going to meetings, driving 'certain' cars (no 2-doors), how to do my hair, whom to date and marry, blah blah blah...... when you add it all up - that is a barbie's life!!!
any girl that has played with barbie's understands that you are purely in control of 'her'.
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I said that to my therapist yesterday morning...told her that the best way for me to describe my LIFE was to sum it all up and say 'I feel like a Barbie' - cause I do!!!
EVERY aspect of my life was controlled: what I am supposed to wear, my 'role' as a female in the cong, getting baptized, going in service, how I'm supposed to act and talk, who I'm to associate with (or not), going to meetings, driving 'certain' cars (no 2-doors), how to do my hair, whom to date and marry, blah blah blah.....
When you add it all up - that is a BARBIE's LIFE!!! Any girl that has played with Barbie's understands that YOU are purely in control of 'her'. You pick out her clothes, you pick her Ken, you pick her car, you pick where she lives, you pick her friends, you CONTROL every aspect of that doll. So here's a shout out to Barbie...thanks for showing me how 'plastic' life can be.
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Sister in my Congregation claims Jehovah always answers her prayers....including her new skirt and shoes for $20 bucks???
by Witness 007 into show you how dumb and shallow my congregation is a one of our "deeper" sisters claimed in field services that "jehovah answers all my prayers...like last week i wanted a new skirt and shoes for field service but only had $20 dollars....and would you believe i found them!!!
now i for one though well, why didn't you pray or the oil pipe in the mexican gulf to dry up...or food for the poor in haiti.
other pioneers tell of vegetables falling off trucks just when they had nothing for dinner???
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babygirl30
That was friggin hilarious!!!!
I personally feel the same way...that God has 'blessed' me in SO many ways even though I'm DF'd (according to the JWs and cong - I'm 'dead' to God)...
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Sister in my Congregation claims Jehovah always answers her prayers....including her new skirt and shoes for $20 bucks???
by Witness 007 into show you how dumb and shallow my congregation is a one of our "deeper" sisters claimed in field services that "jehovah answers all my prayers...like last week i wanted a new skirt and shoes for field service but only had $20 dollars....and would you believe i found them!!!
now i for one though well, why didn't you pray or the oil pipe in the mexican gulf to dry up...or food for the poor in haiti.
other pioneers tell of vegetables falling off trucks just when they had nothing for dinner???
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JWs have always and will always have 'fables' to share with each other about unexplained phenomenon...it's really pathetic if you ask me. I swear, Disney ain't got NUTHIN on a JW story! -hahahahaha
What always seemed to boggle my mind was that it was always the 'nutty' people that SWORE something paranormal happened to them and they immediately gave credit to Jehovah - which is fine. BUT I don't get why Jehovah picks-n-chooses the ones he WILL help, know what I mean? So this sister in the org post claims Jehovah got her clothes and shoes, yet he lets ANOTHER JW across the country suffer without shoes? He will give a pioneer in the backwoods veggies off a truck but won't give food to a FAMILY that is starving cause the dad lost his job and can't provide? I just don't BUY that stuff...a loving God chooses to help ALL - not just a few.
