Talking of bonkers......
Were could we be in safety before Gog from Magog comes to attack?
According to Ezekiel 38 we should dwell in security before this, but where?
Revelation 12 also speaks about a symbolic God's woman that will flee to a safe place and be fed there foe 1260 days. But where?
I think the best place would be in Far North Queensland, in Australia. It is a very sparsely populated area, there we could be in isolation from the rest of the world.