Posts by KingDavidwasframed

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JW Propaganda Cartoon???

by KingDavidwasframed in

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qzswbsghhxi&feature=related.

check out super jc at 2:17. baby killer role starts at 2:45 - with an osama bin laden dream sequence to follow.

ends with ct russel and the other 144,000 white people in line to see jc.

KingDavidwasframed

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QzSwBsgHHXI&feature=related

Check out Super JC at 2:17
Baby Killer role starts at 2:45 - with an Osama bin Laden dream sequence to follow

Ends with CT Russel and the other 144,000 white people in line to see JC

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in order to combat the evils of having to educate our children in the schools of the world (what with all the evolution teaching and sex and sports out there - eww), the wtb&ts have decided to start their own private schools.

here is an example of what they will teach at this god endorsed school for his name people:.

math:.

KingDavidwasframed

SOCIAL STUDIES:
How to bury your head in the sand properly so as not to hear or see what is going on around you. Also, preventive tactics so you do not look at the brother or sister's posterior in front of you while you dig.

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All New School for JW's

by KingDavidwasframed in

in order to combat the evils of having to educate our children in the schools of the world (what with all the evolution teaching and sex and sports out there - eww), the wtb&ts have decided to start their own private schools.

here is an example of what they will teach at this god endorsed school for his name people:.

math:.

KingDavidwasframed

ARTS AND CRAFTS:

Students are encouraged to design and paste better beards for convention dramas. A woodworking shop is set up to make benches and fake rocks as well.

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All New School for JW's

by KingDavidwasframed in

in order to combat the evils of having to educate our children in the schools of the world (what with all the evolution teaching and sex and sports out there - eww), the wtb&ts have decided to start their own private schools.

here is an example of what they will teach at this god endorsed school for his name people:.

math:.

KingDavidwasframed

You liked that Scenic? lol I succesfully figured out how they will explain away that whole UN thing lol

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Shunning,, let's twist the knife in a little deeper now !

by man in black in

this morning i took my dog who is a therapy dog over to the hospital and visited with several patients.

it is quite an experience, and it really helps people undergoing medical treatment to calm down and relax.. my wife was one of those patients, she is undergoing some tests before getting her gall bladder removed which will probably be sometime tomorrow.. afterwards i took the dog home, cleaned her up, and changed my clothes.

since i was alone i drove over to panara to try one of their breakfast sandwiches, several of the nurses told me that they are pretty good.

KingDavidwasframed

JRK wrote " After geting over the the initial shock of being shunned, I kind of enjoy it, because they are more uncomfortable than you are."

I couldn't agree more!!

MIB,

Just keep on being a good guy! Things will always work out ;)

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All New School for JW's

by KingDavidwasframed in

in order to combat the evils of having to educate our children in the schools of the world (what with all the evolution teaching and sex and sports out there - eww), the wtb&ts have decided to start their own private schools.

here is an example of what they will teach at this god endorsed school for his name people:.

math:.

KingDavidwasframed

LOL Angel and Pride - good ones!

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Just why would god create dinos??

by highdose in

the jw answer to this is that there must have been some purpose for them that we don't yet understand.. but dinos were pretty violent, basic animals who killed without mercy.

i know not all of them but alot of them did.

the ones that were vegetarian ate huge masses of vegatation, how is that productive to the earth?.

KingDavidwasframed

Hey Dino's made the inside cover of the Green NWT!
Designs, that was funny!! I remember that lol

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All New School for JW's

by KingDavidwasframed in

in order to combat the evils of having to educate our children in the schools of the world (what with all the evolution teaching and sex and sports out there - eww), the wtb&ts have decided to start their own private schools.

here is an example of what they will teach at this god endorsed school for his name people:.

math:.

KingDavidwasframed

Good one Pride

SCIENCE:

Dinosaurs were buried by the Devil to confuse mankind in the end of days

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All New School for JW's

by KingDavidwasframed in

in order to combat the evils of having to educate our children in the schools of the world (what with all the evolution teaching and sex and sports out there - eww), the wtb&ts have decided to start their own private schools.

here is an example of what they will teach at this god endorsed school for his name people:.

math:.

KingDavidwasframed

In order to combat the evils of having to educate our children in the schools of the World (what with all the evolution teaching and sex and sports out there - eww), the WTB&TS have decided to start their own private schools. Here is an example of what they will teach at this God endorsed school for His name people:

MATH:
2+2 = monkey
1914-607 (carry the zero year) X the number of wt bound volumes + the studies in the scriptures and we get the year that YHWH will kill all the babies and rich people so that we can move into their houses

HISTORY:
On this day in 687 BCE, the General Gallus Alotus sent word that he was going to cross the Jordan. However, before he could, young Russel Itus reminded him that there was no zero year, therefore the General changed the year back to 688 BCE in order for young Russel's math to work out thus fulfilling prophecy. Also explaining why we have an extra day in February every 4 years.

LANGUAGE STUDIES:
You see here children that Paul used the word "Reason". Now examining Masoritic text and the Dead Sea scrolls you can clearly see that this is the one time that Paul used the ancient Sanskrit meaning of the word to repeat endlessly and deny any other possibility

SOCIAL STUDIES:
For years we were allowed by Jehovah to believe that the Scarlet Colored Wild Beast was the UN - AND - that was His purpose for us to believe that. But in 1991 we sent spies into the UN posing as a NGO (Non-Governmental Organization) who just wanted to use the library. Light was then made clear to us from Jah after Al Gore invented the internet that Satan was really using Facebook to mislead the nations and that the drunken harlot riding on its back was all the young girls making duck faces and tagging the pictures. This is further made clear by all of the poking and facebook sex going on.

DRESS CODE:
All JW Youth shall dress in a manner befitting of their Creator. Boys must wear dark suit pants, a white shirt and a solid colored tie (either black, brown or blue - no slogon's). During class the young brothers are expected to keep their jackets on and while in the hall. Please walk in time with your brothers while walking in the corridor and raise your legs level with your hips and swing your hands as you do so. Our young Sisters are expected to wear dresses covering the ankles, have no skin showing from the neck down and must not be so tight as to make out your granny panties.

HEALTHY LUNCHES:
Please pack your lunches in a brown paper bag without any logos or product names. Bagels left over from the 1992 District Convention will be available for a modest donation.

It is our sincerest goal that this education program will protect our children from the harsh world out there and turn them into the next great pioneers in order to educate the resurrected ones who will not understand God's math the way he taught us.

Your Brothers
The F&DSC (that means your God appointed Overlords)

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Amber Alerts???

by KingDavidwasframed in

http://tommygunzrlz.wordpress.com/2011/09/08/amber-alert/.

why can't we have aa's for our kids?.

KingDavidwasframed

My one friend is going to get me on a local cable news show about this, our friendship and a movie about the JW`s he is working on