I'm thinking 16 year old home schooled.
Blue - your conflation of science and morality is irrational. There are scientists who believe passionately in the truth of scripture and who reject all the same morals that you object to, but who still accept the fact of evolution. Then there are creationists who have deplorable personal morals.
The two things are completely unconnected.
My offer stands. Simply reply to my personal message any time. Even if it's in a few years time when you finally grow a pair.