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Mr Sloth and the Flood

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so let's talk about the global flood.. how did the animals get to the ark?.

i mean how fast does a sloth swim?

the sloth swims at 0.15 mph.

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" Modern geology confirm that before the flood there was only one giant landmass!"

checkmate!

Ahh...but sloths swim twice as fast as they "run". Uncheckmate!!

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Mr Sloth and the Flood

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so let's talk about the global flood.. how did the animals get to the ark?.

i mean how fast does a sloth swim?

the sloth swims at 0.15 mph.

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So let's talk about the Global Flood.

How did the animals get to the ark?

I mean how fast does a Sloth Swim?

The sloth swims at 0.15 mph.

That means he will swim 3.6 miles in a day if he swims for 24 hours straight.

So to get to the middleast he would have to swim for 5 years straight with no rest, time spent looking for food or slothing around!

He would have to swim in a straight line to get there. Then Super Sloth would have to find the ark and the crazy Noah, time it perfectly, jump inside the ark for a year and 40 days and swim back for 5 more years, have sex with Mrs. Sloth (who apparently would have made the same journey although maybe she was smarter than Mr Sloth and just treaded water for a year and 40 days and landed back in South America instead of swimming for 10 years just to get back to the same place it all started from).

How can anyone believe this flood drivel?

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Creation, evolution, the flood and science - Is the Bible without error?

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God is Grate!

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New JW chain-email going around

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apparently, the society knows exactly when the great tribulation is going to break out, but they're only letting the public know through subliminal messages in their images.

here's a new chain letter that's being passed around between witnesses:.

(daniel 2:34, 35, 44, 45).

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In 5 years time the stone will be up the statues ass!

Christianity

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Doing my masters degree!

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f**k you, wt!!.

talk about an evil cult that will not even allow it's members to learn..

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F**k you, WT!!

Talk about an evil cult that will not even allow it's members to learn.

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Why don't Christians believe in the book of Jashar?

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the bible refers to the book of jashar at joshua 10:13. this is when the sun stood still and the moon stopped.. it is also referred to in the 2nd book of samuel 1:18 where it says: "behold it is written in the book of jasher.".

why did they leave it out of the bible yet quote from it as an authority?.

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The Bible refers to the book of Jashar at Joshua 10:13. This is when the sun stood still and the moon stopped.

It is also referred to in the 2nd book of Samuel 1:18 where it says: "Behold it is written in the Book of Jasher."

Why did they leave it out of the bible yet quote from it as an authority?

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61% of Americans OPPOSE Limiting Union Bargaining Power

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http://themoderatevoice.com/102199/usa-todaygallup-poll-61-oppose-limiting-union-bargaining-power/.

themoderate voicean internet hub for moderates, centrists, and independents, with domestic and international news, analysis, original reporting, and popular features from the left, center, and right no more fear.

this is why americans vote against economic self-interest .

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Those who keep posting about the "rich corporations" are just silly and are throwing up red herrings in this debate.

This is NOT about corporate employees. It is about government and state employees who insist that the rest of us should fund their benefits. I work for a non-profit healthcare organization and my retirement is funded by ME through payroll deductions. Why can't we expect the same of the government and state employees? Why do they need us to fund their retirement?

I hope Walker sticks to his guns. This is a brilliant move on his part. As I see it this is a FREE presidential campaign without any tiring tours, crazy debates, smear campaign ads. It is time that someone in power grew a spine before the US is totally bankrupted. Sadly I voted for Obama but his campaign of hope has been more of the same government spending and empty promises. America the time for austerity is here. Do it the smart way or do it the hard way. There are no alternatives.

Robdar and hubby, typically one could inflate your way out of this mess and minimize the debt in relation to GDP. That is not an option without further killing the housing market. What workable suggestions do you have for SOLVING the US debt problem other than austerity?

The problem with socialism is that at some point in time you run out of other people's money to spend.

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