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Mr Sloth and the Flood
by avatar inso let's talk about the global flood.. how did the animals get to the ark?.
i mean how fast does a sloth swim?
the sloth swims at 0.15 mph.
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Mr Sloth and the Flood
by avatar inso let's talk about the global flood.. how did the animals get to the ark?.
i mean how fast does a sloth swim?
the sloth swims at 0.15 mph.
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Sinful Slutty Sloths Indeed!!
I think Bohm just convinced me to follow Jesus!
Jesus will forgive all my sloths.
i love it Bohm - you made me laught like a nut!
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Heine: "Christ rode on an ass, but now asses ride on Christ."
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Mr Sloth and the Flood
by avatar inso let's talk about the global flood.. how did the animals get to the ark?.
i mean how fast does a sloth swim?
the sloth swims at 0.15 mph.
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" Modern geology confirm that before the flood there was only one giant landmass!"
checkmate!
Ahh...but sloths swim twice as fast as they "run". Uncheckmate!!
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Mr Sloth and the Flood
by avatar inso let's talk about the global flood.. how did the animals get to the ark?.
i mean how fast does a sloth swim?
the sloth swims at 0.15 mph.
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So let's talk about the Global Flood.
How did the animals get to the ark?
I mean how fast does a Sloth Swim?
The sloth swims at 0.15 mph.
That means he will swim 3.6 miles in a day if he swims for 24 hours straight.
So to get to the middleast he would have to swim for 5 years straight with no rest, time spent looking for food or slothing around!
He would have to swim in a straight line to get there. Then Super Sloth would have to find the ark and the crazy Noah, time it perfectly, jump inside the ark for a year and 40 days and swim back for 5 more years, have sex with Mrs. Sloth (who apparently would have made the same journey although maybe she was smarter than Mr Sloth and just treaded water for a year and 40 days and landed back in South America instead of swimming for 10 years just to get back to the same place it all started from).
How can anyone believe this flood drivel?
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Creation, evolution, the flood and science - Is the Bible without error?
by Andrew Sh in[if gte mso 9]><xml> <o:officedocumentsettings> <o:allowpng /> </o:officedocumentsettings> </xml><!
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God is Grate!
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New JW chain-email going around
by FaithfulBrother inapparently, the society knows exactly when the great tribulation is going to break out, but they're only letting the public know through subliminal messages in their images.
here's a new chain letter that's being passed around between witnesses:.
(daniel 2:34, 35, 44, 45).
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In 5 years time the stone will be up the statues ass!
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Doing my masters degree!
by avatar inf**k you, wt!!.
talk about an evil cult that will not even allow it's members to learn..
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F**k you, WT!!
Talk about an evil cult that will not even allow it's members to learn.