Thank's for reinforcing the rule Entirelypossible, and just so you know I did not just send you any sort of "elders manual" to the email in your post. If you recieve a email with an attachment however you should still probably check it out anyways, just to make sure it isn't called "Shepard the flock of god.pdf"
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Please don't send me a link to the new elder's manual
by EntirelyPossible inwe shouldn't post them here because of legal reason, so whatever anyone does, please don't even think of sending an email with a link at [email protected].
that would be unethical and it shouldn't happen.
i hope i have been very clear in that i do not want the link, and certainly not at my personal email address of [email protected].
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Funny JW Related comics.
by Sharpie inover the past few months i've been collecting jw comic panels.
and i'd thought i'd share some :) enjoy .
feel free to post some more, i'll add some as soon as i find some :).
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Just a little update :)
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What is the most offensive/idiotic piece of WT literature you've read from the past 20 years (approximately)?
by Chemical Emotions ini think that some of the dumbest were ones that pertained to science- not all of them, but a few, particularly the ones about evolution.
the most offensive (and also dumbest) were the ones about women, and the ones about rape.
those were horrible.
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It's a little longer then 20 years but... here is the reason why Jehovah witnesses have beards, and like everything else it's completely unbiblicle
But more equipment was needed. For that reason Brother Balzereit asked Brother Rutherford for permission to buy a rotary press. Brother Rutherford saw the necessity and agreed, but on one condition. He had noticed that over the years Brother Balzereit had grown a beard very similar to the one that had been worn by Brother Russell. His example soon caught on, for there were others who also wanted to look like Brother Russell. This could give rise to a tendency toward creature worship, and Brother Rutherford wanted to prevent this. So during his next visit, within hearing of all the Bible House family, he told Brother Balzereit that he could buy the rotary press but only on the condition that he shave off his beard. Brother Balzereit sadly agreed and afterward went to the barber. During the next few days there were several cases of mistaken identity and some funny situations because of the “stranger” who was sometimes not recognized by his fellow workers.
1974 yearbook, page 97.
Jehovah witnesses cannot have beards thank's to Rutherford. Kinda funny the sisters ignore one scripture meant for them. "And do not let YOUR adornment be that of the external braiding of the hair and of the putting on of gold ornaments or the wearing of outer garments" 1st Peter 3:3
Just a heads up to anyone still in or undercover. Grow a beard after a sister with braided hair has a part on the minisitry school. And use that scripture as a defense too grow a beard.
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Funny JW Related comics.
by Sharpie inover the past few months i've been collecting jw comic panels.
and i'd thought i'd share some :) enjoy .
feel free to post some more, i'll add some as soon as i find some :).
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Here's one to hold you over until tomorrow.
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Funny JW Related comics.
by Sharpie inover the past few months i've been collecting jw comic panels.
and i'd thought i'd share some :) enjoy .
feel free to post some more, i'll add some as soon as i find some :).
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All of them are just grabbed from different places. Some are obviously ex-jw others like the one with the cross on the bible airn't but still funny none the less.
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Funny JW Related comics.
by Sharpie inover the past few months i've been collecting jw comic panels.
and i'd thought i'd share some :) enjoy .
feel free to post some more, i'll add some as soon as i find some :).
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Yeah, I guess i'll just put some up once every 2 days. I kinda went overboard with the ammount of pictures, so I guess I'll wait 2 days and dump 3 more :)
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Funny JW Related comics.
by Sharpie inover the past few months i've been collecting jw comic panels.
and i'd thought i'd share some :) enjoy .
feel free to post some more, i'll add some as soon as i find some :).
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Sharpie
I have dozens of other comics ready, I just don't know if I should post them all at once? Or spread them out. Any advice?
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Funny JW Related comics.
by Sharpie inover the past few months i've been collecting jw comic panels.
and i'd thought i'd share some :) enjoy .
feel free to post some more, i'll add some as soon as i find some :).
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When I was a teenager I was one of those kids they always asked to substitute for talks during the Ministry School. I was the king of those things. Every time I did a substitute, I had people telling me after the meeting how impressed they were, and asking how many hours I spent writing it.I never even read the material before meeting. I spent about 5 minutes on all of those talks. Hell, sometimes I walked onto the platform without even reading the passage beforehand.
For talks that I was assigned, I totally copied a couple pages from the cdrom, read it during other peoples talks, and made the rest up while I was on stage.
And for normal bible readings my parents would want me to prepare weeks before. I would do it day of and people would be all "ZOMFWTFLOL Jehovah is using you well!"
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I've dated someone from a online dating website, went for about 6 months. It worked for me because it just goes from stranger to girlfriend. It's less messy when it's friend to girlfriend. Because if you break up, you loose them as a friend as well.
Try something that isn't so obvious, maybe like the social board on 4chan, reddit and other imageboard websites. Just stay away from craigslist and plentyoffish. Nothing but freaks on there in my opinion. (no offense to those who actually have accounts on there lol) -
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Funny JW Related comics.
by Sharpie inover the past few months i've been collecting jw comic panels.
and i'd thought i'd share some :) enjoy .
feel free to post some more, i'll add some as soon as i find some :).
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Over the past few months i've been collecting jw comic panels. And I'd thought I'd share some :) enjoy
Feel free to post some more, I'll add some as soon as I find some :)
