It would be a lot funnier if the spelling errors were fixed and if the text was outlined and did not fade in - at the moment it is unwatchable.
Nephilim
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This is perhaps the funniest thing you will ever see on this forum
by Hobo Ken inhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=phvc_jv6vte.
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What was the name of the last few Assemblies and Conventions?
by Nephilim inany help would be appreciated.
thanks guys!
:).
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Nephilim
Any help would be appreciated. Thanks guys! :)
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Did you really pay attention at conventions or assemblies?
by donny ina co-worker of mine whose family (2 daughters, wife) are jw's related a funny story yesterday.
his wife and daughters missed the friday portion of the convention last week in order to attend a wedding of a worldly relative.
at dinner she mentioned to him that she would go to the convention this friday to make up for the one she missed.. he then asked why and she said so she could get the information she missed.
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Nephilim
This is when I really honed my binocular skills...
I knew of several brothers who would give you a hard time if you were late. I mean they would literally walk up to you and counsel you.
BUT! Upon binocular observation these same two brothers would be seen snoozing during the convention. One time when the brother was counseling me I pointed out that I saw him sleeping and he told me he had narcolepsy.
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Wierdest Yearbook experience EVER 1967 A "talking snake" silenced by an African Witness!!!
by Witness 007 inyearbook 1967 p.105 "{chad -africa}.....a large crowd was follwing a man who had a talking serpent.
the serpent gave greetings and spoke in foriegn tongues...a brother was passing by and attracted by the commotion, he went to the house...as soon as he entered the room the serpent stopped talking.
the man cried out: "a magican has entered the room"...the brother said: "is that a serpent or a demon that is talking to you?...i know that since god created the animals not one sepent has spoken, with the exception of the one in the begining in the garden of eden...seeing that the serpent remained silent the man left the building...later he was anxious to get some literature....".
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Nephilim
I would be mad that my "talking snake" was taken away from me.
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The Cross
by Nephilim inwhen one talks about the subject of jesus' death with the witnesses the most important thing obviously is the ransom sacrifice.
i find it really odd though that there is so much focus on whether or not jesus was killed on a stake or a cross when obviously it didn't really matter how he died... in fact, he could've been tortured in many different ways and it would still have the same meaning, right?
so since you would no doubt be disfellowshipped for saying, "hey maybe it was a cross and not a stake" i decided to look up where they got their information and make sure it was a credible source.. and i quote from the insight book:.
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Nephilim
Wow Leolaia! Thank you!
I figured somebody had made such a post. Incredible! This is just what I was looking for.
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The Cross
by Nephilim inwhen one talks about the subject of jesus' death with the witnesses the most important thing obviously is the ransom sacrifice.
i find it really odd though that there is so much focus on whether or not jesus was killed on a stake or a cross when obviously it didn't really matter how he died... in fact, he could've been tortured in many different ways and it would still have the same meaning, right?
so since you would no doubt be disfellowshipped for saying, "hey maybe it was a cross and not a stake" i decided to look up where they got their information and make sure it was a credible source.. and i quote from the insight book:.
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Nephilim
When one talks about the subject of Jesus' death with the witnesses the most important thing obviously is the ransom sacrifice.
I find it really odd though that there is SO much focus on whether or not Jesus was killed on a stake or a cross when obviously it didn't really matter how he died... in fact, he could've been tortured in many different ways and it would still have the same meaning, right?
So since you would no doubt be disfellowshipped for saying, "hey maybe it was a cross and not a stake" I decided to look up where they got their information and make sure it was a credible source.
And I quote from the insight book:
An instrument such as that on which Jesus Christ met death by impalement. (Mt 27:32-40; Mr 15:21-30; Lu 23:26; Joh 19:17-19, 25) In classical Greek the word (stau?ros′) rendered “torture stake” in the New World Translation primarily denotes an upright stake, or pole, and there is no evidence that the writers of the Christian Greek Scriptures used it to designate a stake with a crossbeam.—See IMPALEMENT; Int, pp. 1149-1151.
The book The Non-Christian Cross, by John Denham Parsons, states: “There is not a single sentence in any of the numerous writings forming the New Testament, which, in the original Greek, bears even indirect evidence to the effect that the stauros used in the case of Jesus was other than an ordinary stauros; much less to the effect that it consisted, not of one piece of timber, but of two pieces nailed together in the form of a cross. . . . it is not a little misleading upon the part of our teachers to translate the word stauros as ‘cross’ when rendering the Greek documents of the Church into our native tongue, and to support that action by putting ‘cross’ in our lexicons as the meaning of stauros without carefully explaining that that was at any rate not the primary meaning of the word in the days of the Apostles, did not become its primary signification till long afterwards, and became so then, if at all, only because, despite the absence of corroborative evidence, it was for some reason or other assumed that the particular stauros upon which Jesus was executed had that particular shape.”—London, 1896, pp. 23, 24.
The first laugh comes from the fact that they state their own translation of the bible as an authority reference (sorry you can't reference yourself as a source). Then the second comes the question of the reliability of John Denham Parons. I mean who is this guy and how is he an expert? Well a quick google search reveals that the source that has taught us for so long that it was a cross and not a stake is most famous for being a skeptic regarding whether or not Shakespeare wrote Shakespeare... or the "Shakespeare Authorship Question". He teamed up with some dude and released a bunch of pamphlets on the issue.
Furthermore, the man has published books regarding the Horus (Egyption man/God) and Jesus connection and other "controversial" issues.
So my question is, why the hell is a skeptic an authority to the Watchtower and Bible Tract Society? Why is it that we have this man named in the insight book yet we aren't taught about him and his research about Horus as well? If he was such a genius why don't we get a tract about John Denham Parson's talking about his contribution to the witnesses and how Shakespeare is a fraud.
Anyhow, "Torture Stake" or "Cross" its the same thing. Anyone who is dumb enough to get mad or upset or argue that it was one or the other is an idiot. An organization that will kick you out for thinking that it is one and not the other is crooked. After doing a little non-JW research on the matter you can probably see that the odds are it was probably a cross. BIG SURPRISE, my point is it shouldn't have ever mattered in the first place. Just like those who wear crosses around their necks and are condemned by the Jehovah's Witnesses, the JWs themselves where invisible stakes around their necks and if you don't wear one of those invisible stakes you are OUT baby!
Now I'll be nice and say THIS MUCH... the international Bible Students (later Jehovah's Witnesses) wanted to get away from "evil Christendom" and apparently they wanted to get as far away as they could. Seeing any sort of hypocrisy and recognizing it is commendable. HOWEVER, using things like THE CROSS to try and blatantly be different in a dishonest way is well, DISHONEST.
So the next time you see a cross, think about John Denham Parsons and why he was such a valid source to the society. Then google him. Then read the insight book and google their other "sources". Then rinse and repeat until you feel sick.
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I want to make an apology
by Doug Mason ina few weeks ago, i said i intend to complete within three weeks a study on the wts's book: "the bible -- god's word or mans?"..
as in every writing exercise, it is taking me longer than i expected.
usually, when i complete writing a study, i wonder if i would have started it had i known how much time and effort was going to be involved.
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Nephilim
Is it a study or a writing exercise?
:P
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Can you feel the 'lurve'?
by HappyOutsideTheBox inwould this email encourage you back to the meetings?.
dear *****:.
we are so very discouraged that you did not attend the d.c.. there are no two sides of this issue today.
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Nephilim
Typical.
And the more people realize this is typical. The better.
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Why is this World Spiritually Blind?
by wannabe in" {revelation 12:9 nwt}.
" {john 14:15-17 nwt}.
" {john 14:6 nwt}.
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Nephilim
because the bible is fiction...
and even worse it's only used nowadays to control people and make them delusional...
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Happy, Well-Adjusted JW. However... Pet Peeve. Please Sound Off Yours.
by Doubtfully Yours inwhy the heck does the society have to publish more of the same stuff every single farging assembly???!!!.
as if we don't already have tons of literature already!!!
boring to keep reading the same stuff over and over and over again!!!.
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Nephilim
Pet peeve:
Focus on "pagan origins".
Garfield has pagan origins.