Some answers
Why are homosexuals not weeded out by evolution?
Tribes with the best decorated caves were deemed superior and were not as likely to be attacked by their neighboring tribes or by tasteful wild animals.
Why are heterosexuals so obsessed with homosexuality?
Homosexuals are a super race capable of mind control, kind of like the Jedi. Oooooooh Luke, come here baby and bring that wookie friend of yours.
Why do homosexuals like catching more than pitching?
Your arms don't get as sore.
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Joel