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  Does your pinkie fit in your ear lobe ? Superstitions

  by Crumpet in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  when i was younger i remember my jw best friend had a bible study who was malaysian i think and he passed on some superstitions.

  i wonder if any of you have heard of them before.. if you have a very thin/short upper lip you will have a tendency to be thrifty and if very thin you will be mean.. if you can fit your pinkie/little finger in the dip in your ear lobe you will be very sensuous and extremely so if you can fit it neatly by breadth and up to the first bendy bit ( sorry is that called a knuckle) you will be highly sexualised.. and can you encircle your left wrist with the thumb and little finger of your right hand.

  if so you will be lucky even when you make bad choices.. try them and see if there's any truth in it.

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  joelbear

  yay i am highly sexualized.

  if you can kiss your elbow you can turn yourself from a boy into a girl or vice versa.

  if you can touch your nose with your tongue you are wise.

  if your left hand can cover 2/3 of your right foot you enjoy butter
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  I have joined ex gay seminar

  by joelbear in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  yes, i'm tired of being gay, its time for me to be heterosexual.. among the seminars i have signed up for are:.

  1. breasts are not that icky.. 2. how to keep things out of your butt.. 3. butchness starts with a hammer.. i will keep you up to date on my progress.. hey, check out that babe!

  i wonder if she has a hot boyfriend.. oh darn, well, i'm not there yet.

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  joelbear

  yes Hoss, Hoss Hoss, big hairy masculine. woof woof woof. thank god bears found each other.
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  Keep Your Eye Simple - Special Assembly Day

  by truthseeker in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  apparently, many of the dubs can't keep their eye simple, so they need an assembly to tell them how to do it.. youths, are you pursuing spiritual goals?

  is one talk for the afternoon.

  (education, careers).

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  joelbear

  there is nothing new under the sun
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  I have joined ex gay seminar

  by joelbear in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  yes, i'm tired of being gay, its time for me to be heterosexual.. among the seminars i have signed up for are:.

  1. breasts are not that icky.. 2. how to keep things out of your butt.. 3. butchness starts with a hammer.. i will keep you up to date on my progress.. hey, check out that babe!

  i wonder if she has a hot boyfriend.. oh darn, well, i'm not there yet.

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  joelbear

  Gretchen is your brother on Bear411? if so, whats his screen name.
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  I have joined ex gay seminar

  by joelbear in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  yes, i'm tired of being gay, its time for me to be heterosexual.. among the seminars i have signed up for are:.

  1. breasts are not that icky.. 2. how to keep things out of your butt.. 3. butchness starts with a hammer.. i will keep you up to date on my progress.. hey, check out that babe!

  i wonder if she has a hot boyfriend.. oh darn, well, i'm not there yet.

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  joelbear

  me likem bears, woof woof
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  I have joined ex gay seminar

  by joelbear in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  yes, i'm tired of being gay, its time for me to be heterosexual.. among the seminars i have signed up for are:.

  1. breasts are not that icky.. 2. how to keep things out of your butt.. 3. butchness starts with a hammer.. i will keep you up to date on my progress.. hey, check out that babe!

  i wonder if she has a hot boyfriend.. oh darn, well, i'm not there yet.

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  joelbear

  hi gretchen,

  yeah i reckon not.

  I dated a pioneer girl named Debbie for about a year and everyone was convinced I was going to marry her. My mom literally still has the crystal she bought for us but won't give it to Mitch and I and we NEED crystal.

  I would spend all day with her on Sundays and just stare at her trying to get aroused, sigh. Then we were in a McDonald's and a bunch of guys in swim suits came in, oooh la la.
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  Losing My Religion

  by joelbear in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i had faith.

  i believed in the prospect of united world where everyone submitted authority to a higher power and lived in peace.

  i lost faith over a period of years from 15 to 25. .

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  joelbear

  
  I had faith. I believed in the prospect of united world where everyone submitted authority to a higher power and lived in peace.

  I lost faith over a period of years from 15 to 25.

  Events that chipped away at my faith.

  1. Observing how critical some were of others and yet who resisting any criticism of themselves.

  2. Having to believe the end was near and not daring to plan for your future without being scorned.

  3. Hearing elders give direction from the platform that I knew their own families weren't following.

  4. Observing behavior of witnesses at assemblies toward witnesses they didn't know.

  5. Experiencing the numbing bureaucracy of Bethel.

  6. Experiencing the treatment of several completely unloving circuit overseers.

  7. Having elders I thought were friend turn on me when they learned I was battling homosexuality.

  One of my main points here is, I didn't leave because I just had to have sex. I stayed a virgin until I was 30. I left because my faith was eroded. I'm willing to bet that many people who get DFed for immorality (98%) of people, are really just people who have stopped believing and want to move on. No faith, no reason for beating oneself up.
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  Very few know even the basic doctrines of the Witnesses

  by joelbear in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  after 131 years of preaching around the world.

  its a losing battle.

  there are fewer people today in the us that know witness doctrine or what witnesses would call "the good news of the kingdom".

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  joelbear

  yeah for the organization with the responsibility of representing god on earth, they are sure obscure.
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  I have joined ex gay seminar

  by joelbear in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  yes, i'm tired of being gay, its time for me to be heterosexual.. among the seminars i have signed up for are:.

  1. breasts are not that icky.. 2. how to keep things out of your butt.. 3. butchness starts with a hammer.. i will keep you up to date on my progress.. hey, check out that babe!

  i wonder if she has a hot boyfriend.. oh darn, well, i'm not there yet.

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  joelbear

  i dunno you decide.

  am i butchest when i am:

  gardening

  cooking

  singing songs from West Side Story

  painting little bears to put on the mailbox

  nailing the little painted bears to the mailbox

  screaming for Mitch to get the cricket out of the bathtub

  snoring

  watching SpongeBob Square Pants
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  I have joined ex gay seminar

  by joelbear in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  yes, i'm tired of being gay, its time for me to be heterosexual.. among the seminars i have signed up for are:.

  1. breasts are not that icky.. 2. how to keep things out of your butt.. 3. butchness starts with a hammer.. i will keep you up to date on my progress.. hey, check out that babe!

  i wonder if she has a hot boyfriend.. oh darn, well, i'm not there yet.

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  joelbear

  i can only speak for myself, and the sight of breasts makes me woozy and not in a good way.

  as for sticking things in places.

  im a catcher not a pitcher, so i can't speak to that.