Posts by lisavegas420

Joanie The Jehovah's Witness Stripper She drives a new car Wears expensive blouses She tells her mama She's cleaning houses She goes out witnessing Doing the lord's work all week But on the weekend She's making ends meet Joanie the Jehovah Witness stripper Put a dollar in her g-string And she'll deliver If her daddy only knew He'd prob-ly kill her Joanie the Jehovah Witness stripper One night down at the club Her daddy walked in He didn't recognize His daughter dancing She wore a blonde wig He had sunglass When she got naked He started clapping Joanie the Jehovah Witness stripper Put a dollar in her g-string And she'll deliver If her daddy only knew He'd prob-ly kill her Joanie the Jehovah's Witness stripper If you ask her why she does it She looks at it this way She says I'm counting my blessings Every night when I get paid She once lived in poverty And now everything's alright The lord showed her how make A thousand dollar a night Joanie the Jehovah Witness stripper Put a dollar in her g-string And she'll deliver If her daddy only knew He'd prob-ly kill her Joanie the Jehovah Witness stripper

lisa

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Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?

by beksbks in

i love this darn movie.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=clk4g5ef4ay.

lisavegas420

I loved to movie too.

I really loved the soundtrack (CD).

lisa

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Have you ever heard of JW female molester?

by asilentone in

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lisavegas420

About a year ago a girl wrote this on another forum.

Hi guys, my name is Sarah and I'm new to all this. My mom became a witness about ten years ago and I attended all the meetings and other stuff with her since she joined. About 3 years ago I felt under pressure to be baptised. most of the other kids my age were already baptised andthey kept asking me questions. I thought a lot of them were total hipocrites, they used to stand around at the back of the hall talking about weed and porn and I knew they were only there because of their parents.

I started going through the questions with 2 elders and one of the elders wives was really kind to me. she used to go shopping with me, buy me clothes, invite me around for dinner and other stuff. I thought she was just being nice. Anyway, about a month after I was baptised, i was over at their house (they had 2 other kids a bit younger than me as well) when the mother asked me if I wanted to go upstairs to try on some of her new clothes. I stripped down to my knickers and bra to try on this new dress she had (we were about the same size) when she said to take off my bra as well. I felt a bit uncomfortable, but didn't think anything when she said it was a strapless. She put the dress on over my head and I felt her hands touching me all over as she was doing it. I knew there was something wrong but didn't know what to do. Then she leaned in and tried to kiss me!!!!!! I said nothing, just dressed and got out of there as quickly as possible.

I didn't know what to do for days after. I was trying to be a good witness at the time (only a month baptised!) and went to one of th elders to talk about it. He was really nice and sympathetic, but a couple of days later, they called around to my house and sat me down along with my mom. They said that they had heard her side of it and I must ahve just been confused!! They even f**king implied that I was the one who started it by undressing!!!!!!!!!!! They said it wsn't appropriate for a girl of my age to undress in front of a woman, and to put the whole thing in prayer. I coudn't f**king believe it.

I'm still at the meeting and hate the whole thing now. I really don't know what to do!

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Say hello...

by funkyderek in

...to my son leo:.

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born on the 11th of may, a healthy 7lb 8oz (3.4kg).. just thought you'd all like to know!

lisavegas420

that is a pretty baby. congrats.

lisa

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Scott77- An introduction not yet

by Scott77 in

hi the team,.

its now a month since ever joining this site.

i sincerely apologise for not making an official introduction of myself and who iam.

lisavegas420

lisa

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How Many Here Have Been Told They Are "Strange?"

by snowbird in

jw
friends

any takers?.

sylvia.

lisavegas420

I've always been told that I was 'strange' or different'.

That's ok. I like it.

Who wants to be 'same ole' same ole'?

lisa

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I'm Perfect, You're Doomed

by lisavegas420 in

jw
friends

i checked this book out, read it....there was some funny parts....and i enjoyed it.. but, i didn't get it back to the library by the due date, so i thought i'd log in and renew the book.

well...i got this message:.

i'm perfect, you're doomed is not renewed because: .

lisavegas420

Ok...I stuck several little purple post-its in there. with SEE: www.jehovah-witness.net and find me: lisavegas420

hehehe

I'm a g'iten!

lisa

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I'm Perfect, You're Doomed

by lisavegas420 in

jw
friends

i checked this book out, read it....there was some funny parts....and i enjoyed it.. but, i didn't get it back to the library by the due date, so i thought i'd log in and renew the book.

well...i got this message:.

i'm perfect, you're doomed is not renewed because: .

lisavegas420

It was pillows, ..."Jehovah disaproves of pillows."

Especially the ones that are colored white and kinda orange and purple....you know the rainbow sherbet ones.

lisa

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I'm Perfect, You're Doomed

by lisavegas420 in

jw
friends

i checked this book out, read it....there was some funny parts....and i enjoyed it.. but, i didn't get it back to the library by the due date, so i thought i'd log in and renew the book.

well...i got this message:.

i'm perfect, you're doomed is not renewed because: .

lisavegas420

Oooooohhhh...excellent idea jamie, I will.

lisa