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  Can somebody give me some Info. about JW's

  by Maby in

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  can somebody give me some info.

  about jw's.

  basically, my dad converted to jw a few years ago and i will not be any part of it cause i think it is more of a cult then a religion.

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  Me And Rambo Just Hit 55!

  by Englishman in

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  just to let you know that me and me old pal sylvester stallone were born on the same day - july 6 - in the same year - 1946.. which means that today is our birthday!!!.

  now although i'm much better looking than sylv and have a far better physique ho ho ho, i still phoned me old jw mum just to remind her that i still exist.

  here's how the conversation went along:.

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  went to church

  by Mommie Dark in

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  and the right reverend master of music brian wilson preached this:.

  love and mercy.

  i was sittin' in a crummy movie with my hands on my chin.

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  what if???

  by jolly_green_giant in

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  what if the witnesses do have all the answers?

  what if the big a does come and we all have to answer the 'the man upstairs'?

  what will your arguement be???

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  "religion is the opiate of the masses&quot...

  by jolly_green_giant in

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  "some say a comet will fall from the sky.. followed by meteor showers and tidal waves.. followed by faultlines that cannot sit still.. followed by millions of dumbfounded dipshits.. some say the end is near.. some say we'll see armageddon soon.. i certainly hope we will cuz.

  i sure could use a vacation from this.

  silly shit, stupid shit.... one great big festering neon distraction,.

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  Abortion

  by jolly_green_giant in

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  just wondering everyones opinion?

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  Just a little comedy to brighten up your I-Day

  by slipnslidemaster in

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  http://members.aol.com/cygnus97/index/sounds/onlygo.wav.

  slipnslidemaster: "do, or do not.

  - yoda

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  "religion is the opiate of the masses."

  by jolly_green_giant in

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  "if you want to get your soul to heaven,.

  trust in me .. don't judge or question.. you are broken now ,.

  but faith can heal you.. just do everything i tell you to do.. deaf and blind and dumb and born to follow.. let me lay my holy hand upon you.".

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  Sith? Customized Titles For All!!!

  by Bendrr in

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  hey simon:.

  i was thinking about the title given to fredhall instead of jedi member.. maybe some other folks would like some title other than jedi too.. over a few beers and in the interest of diversity, i came up with a few.. 1. vulcan.

  2. space ranger.

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  I have JW's staying with me...help!

  by Princess in

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  i have had my jw cousin and his wife and three children staying at my house since sunday.

  i thought i'd just share a few experiences with you all.. my husband and i are marveling at the numerous compromises they have made since coming here to washington state from wisconsin.

  they are here to visit his disfellowshipped mother who has cancer.

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