Let me explain why I think aChristian's theory about the ark is so silly.
First, his argument is based on several layers of speculation. To counter the skeptics' claim that evidence shows that the highest mountains on earth could not have been under twenty feet of water, aChristian argues that the flood was local, not global.
As evidence of this he offers Peter's claim that Noah preached righteousness, and assumes that this preaching must have been done to others in what aChristian calls the "land of Noah, " rather than to those who came after the flood.
He furthermore assumes that the message Noah preached to the inhabitants of the "land of Noah" must have included information about the coming flood and the saving ark waiting for them, if only they repented.
aChristian assumes that the reason the Bible doesn't tell us that God really did hope that hordes of repentant sinners would flock to the ark is that there were two tellers of the flood story, and they must not have included all of the relevant details of the story. aChristian admits that the Genesis writers were God inspired, and that the Genesis story is the Word of God, but aChristian evidently believes that his god didn't inspire his writers sufficiently well that they would not forget to tell the world about God's desire to save not just Noah and his family, but perhaps all of the people in aChristian's "land of Noah."
aChristian believes the Bible can be the inspired Word of God, even though this extremely important information about God's attitude toward the people in the "land of Noah" is left out of the Word of God. Actually, aChristian doesn't believe this information was important.
Does this missing information not show that God really did want to all those people to be saved, that he really didn't want to destroy them, as the Bible says? How could it not be important? Anyway, back to the story.
Now that aChristian has Noah preaching righteousness to the people in the "land of Noah," he evidently assumes that Noah told them about the coming flood and the ark which would save them. Noah had to have told them about the coming flood and the ark which would survive the flood--in aChristian's mind, of course--because otherwise God could have had no expectation that any of these people would know about the ark and come to the ark which God made spacious enough to accommodate all the people in the "land of Noah."
aChristian thinks that all of this shows that the huge space in the ark was not meant for two of every kind of animal on the face of the globe, as everyone else since Old Testament times has believed--except aChristian. No, indeed, it was clearly meant for the hordes of people from the "land of Noah."
Thus, aChristian concludes that since only a small amount of space was set aside for the few animals from the "land of Noah," this proves that the flood was local, not global, and there is no problem with the waters covering Mount Everest. Once again, the Bible is proved to be the perfect word of a god.
However, aChristian overlooks Matthew, where the author makes it clear that these people had not the slightest inkling that the flood was coming and that there was an ark waiting (Matthew 24:26-39). Thus, his assumption that Noah told the people about the ark is refuted by Matthew.
But, that is not the worst of his crimes against Christianity. By constructing such a preposterously convoluted scenario under which he can prevent water from being over Mt. Everest, aChristian makes apologists everywhere look silly.
Why couldn't aChristian keep his argument simple? Why didn't he just say that the large space in the ark was meant to provide comfortable living space, and a generous storage area for food, for each of the few hundred or so animal types in the "land of Noah"? That way, aChristian could argue the large ark was consistent with a local flood, and still maintain his dignity.
Joseph F. Alward
"Skeptical Views of Christianity and the Bible"
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