I have numbers to this!
In 2009 there were 276,233 baptized.
In 2009, 1,557,788,344 hours were spent in FS.
That = 5,639 hours spent per new baptized for the year.
If I was the CEO of the Corporation, I would fire the whole company. 5,639 hours to recruit one new person per year is ridiculously inefficient. Since I have my spreadsheet up I'll share another interesting nugget of analysis of 2009:
276,233 were baptized. Average Publisher increase through the year, 188,730. What happened to 87,503 publishers through the year? Hmmm?