"Properly read, the Bible is the most potent force for atheism ever conceived." - Isaac Asimov
SweetBabyCheezits
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"Whiskey Tango Foxtrot, over."
by Mr. Falcon in(numbers 5:23-28) 23 and the priest must write these cursings in the book and must wipe them out into the bitter water.
24 and he must make the woman drink the bitter water that brings a curse, and the water that brings a curse must enter into her as something bitter.
25 and the priest must take the grain offering of jealousy from the womans hand and wave the grain offering to and fro before jehovah, and he must bring it near the altar.
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first contradiction in the bible?
by cptkirk incontradiction without the use of an outside medium (such as archaeology, fossil study).
i just stumbled on this after reading the thread about adam and the sexual subliminal message.
i was thinking about adam and eve and chronology, and a contradiction popped up in my head...so i picked up the bible and there it is.. gen 1:27 - god creates adam and eve, tells them to be fruitful.. gen 2:18 - now adam is alone?
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SweetBabyCheezits
Ah dude, how many times to you catch your kids doing something they are not suppoe to, even hding from you to not get in trouble, but you know where they are and know what they have done but YET still say" Where are you?", "why are you hiding?", "what did you do?"
Again, I expect the supreme omniscient, omnipotent being in the entire universe to act a little different than an imperfect human father. Why the inconsistency? Sometimes it's "God's ways are higher than ours" and other times "isn't that what you'd do?"
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first contradiction in the bible?
by cptkirk incontradiction without the use of an outside medium (such as archaeology, fossil study).
i just stumbled on this after reading the thread about adam and the sexual subliminal message.
i was thinking about adam and eve and chronology, and a contradiction popped up in my head...so i picked up the bible and there it is.. gen 1:27 - god creates adam and eve, tells them to be fruitful.. gen 2:18 - now adam is alone?
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SweetBabyCheezits
Anyone else think it a bit odd that the omnipotent, omniscient creator of the entire universe was terrible at hide-and-seek? Also the fact that he wasn't aware they'd eaten from the tree until the whole "nakedness" thing came up? (Genesis 3:8-11)
8 Then the man and his wife heard the sound of the LORD God as he was walking in the garden in the cool of the day, and they hid from the LORD God among the trees of the garden. 9 But the LORD God called to the man, “Where are you?”
10 He answered, “I heard you in the garden, and I was afraid because I was naked; so I hid.”
11 And he said, “Who told you that you were naked? Have you eaten from the tree that I commanded you not to eat from?”
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"Whiskey Tango Foxtrot, over."
by Mr. Falcon in(numbers 5:23-28) 23 and the priest must write these cursings in the book and must wipe them out into the bitter water.
24 and he must make the woman drink the bitter water that brings a curse, and the water that brings a curse must enter into her as something bitter.
25 and the priest must take the grain offering of jealousy from the womans hand and wave the grain offering to and fro before jehovah, and he must bring it near the altar.
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SweetBabyCheezits
Hey, PaulSac! How's the good life??
Stalin's secret police may have used similar methods, as we even now use those methods in courts of law and interrogations.
Hey, if it works....LOL !
And here I thought god's ways were supposed to be higher than ours.... What's up with that?
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"Whiskey Tango Foxtrot, over."
by Mr. Falcon in(numbers 5:23-28) 23 and the priest must write these cursings in the book and must wipe them out into the bitter water.
24 and he must make the woman drink the bitter water that brings a curse, and the water that brings a curse must enter into her as something bitter.
25 and the priest must take the grain offering of jealousy from the womans hand and wave the grain offering to and fro before jehovah, and he must bring it near the altar.
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SweetBabyCheezits
Jhofer: .... the "what does the book 'what does the bible really teach' really teach" book..
Jhofer, are you originator this fine bit of satire? I heart it! Virtual high five.
MF: I always tell my children that they have a chloroform-soaked rag and a bored, complacent mother to thank for their existence.
MF, I've got $2... no... $3.18 that says that's what Emerson had in mind when he wrote we do what we must, and call it by the best names.
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They NEED this system to be rotten... and why they can't wait to die.
by Aussie Oz inafter visiting my jw mother i came away convinced she is just as hard core as she ever was.
oh, she may bend the rules a little in not shunning her children but at heart she is jw through and through.
i had wondered if perhaps she was wavering but i doubt it.. during our visit, when i was out of the house, she had an attempt to inform my wife that the end was close...my athiest wife shot that down as nonsense much to mums apparent dislike i think.. however, it was while the tv was on in the backgound that i realized how deep she is still.
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SweetBabyCheezits
"The Christian resolution to find the world ugly and bad has made the world ugly and bad." - Nietzsche
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first contradiction in the bible?
by cptkirk incontradiction without the use of an outside medium (such as archaeology, fossil study).
i just stumbled on this after reading the thread about adam and the sexual subliminal message.
i was thinking about adam and eve and chronology, and a contradiction popped up in my head...so i picked up the bible and there it is.. gen 1:27 - god creates adam and eve, tells them to be fruitful.. gen 2:18 - now adam is alone?
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SweetBabyCheezits
Damn you, Nomad. I was just gonna bring that up.
God was all, "Take it easy, Adam! YES, I made female animals to go with the males.... BUT I gave you two hands and you can rest assured that neither of them will get mad about the toilet seat being up, nor will they ask you to buy tampons on your way home from the office."
Ditto, Cantleave.
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"Whiskey Tango Foxtrot, over."
by Mr. Falcon in(numbers 5:23-28) 23 and the priest must write these cursings in the book and must wipe them out into the bitter water.
24 and he must make the woman drink the bitter water that brings a curse, and the water that brings a curse must enter into her as something bitter.
25 and the priest must take the grain offering of jealousy from the womans hand and wave the grain offering to and fro before jehovah, and he must bring it near the altar.
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SweetBabyCheezits
It all makes sense except that last part - "made pregnant with semen." I'm no "scientist" but I'm pretty sure it was the two margaritas that got my wife pregnant. Other than that it sounds like a normal Friday in the Cheezits household.
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R.I.P. *animal*... We'll miss you, buddy... :'(
by VampireDCLXV ini have an announcement to make:.
rick henry aka "animal" has just passed away.
on july 26, 2011, rick suddenly fell ill (for no apparent reason at the time) and had to go to hospital.
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SweetBabyCheezits
My sincerest condolences to the friends and family of our fallen comrade.
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The end is NIGH! Drought turns lake blood red
by SweetBabyCheezits ingah!
drought of intelligence discovered @ 1:17..... http://www.weather.com/weather/videos/news-41/top-stories-169/drought-turns-lake-blood-red-21501.
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SweetBabyCheezits
What up, mah heiffas!
xyz, would a pope-hat shaped tortilla chip lend credibility? I can make it happen.
shechaiyah, did you get hacked?!? Your above post doesn't convey the same sense of lunacy as your others. ...[re-reading] okay, nevermind. false alarm.
The rest of you nay-sayers mark my words! The world will end soon! And by "soon" I don't mean a precise span of time but a relative, indefinite period which could imply, depending on your perspective (like infinity), billions of earth-years.