Posts by bigmac

ive thought for some time now----many on this site encourage dubs to leave the religion------but---where do they go ? many people still need their god-fix to help them through their day.

so--here is a golden opportunity for someone to launch an all singing all dancing shiney new fangled religion. even better--give it widespread appeal--think of all those disaffected mormons, scientwotsits--and christ knows who else.

but--give women equal opportunities !-----in fact---why doesnt a woman take up this idea ?

its most likely to start in America---already a great track record in starting sky-pilot outfits.

someone could make a fortune.

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New marketing ideas for JW.ORG merchandise!?!?

by stuckinarut2 in

perhaps this should be in the humor /jokes section....but oh well...here goes.. (some of our more tech savy forum members may know to upload images to help out?).

so how about these ideas for jw.org merchandise?

or as some tacky gifts as handed out at the international conventions?.

bigmac

J Worg condoms---available from vending machines in the KH toilets. ( washrooms )

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I had a lovely weekend, how about everyone else??

by quellycatface in

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there is life outside the organisation, which i have the pleasure to have experienced, since december.

i went to a lovely church wedding saturday, followed by a reception.

hic!!.

bigmac

friday i met up with my d/f son and his wife--who were attending a wedding in a church ! he really is doing soo well.

saturday was at Nuggets birthday party--- ( now the UK aposta-event of the year !! )-great to meet old friends--and new ones i know from xj facebook sites.

sunday was a much needed lie-in !---and a late full english

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Did You Ever Get Screwed By A Jehovah's Witness?

by minimus in

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witnesses are supposed to be the "most honest people in the world".

most jws i know of do not put business deals in writing.

they simply "trust their brother".

bigmac

Did You Ever Get Screwed By A Jehovah's Witness?

yep---many times--but she did get df'd for it

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Are they really that stupid

by moley in

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i was recently approached by a couple of borg drones while i was walking my dog, and i thought why not, may plant a seed or two (how wrong was i).

there was no real logic to what they were saying but as i was in the local park the conversation started to veer to how wonderful nature was and how this was the work of a wonderful creator.

i did not let on i was a former witness and let them continue with their fairy tale of creation and how the vast multitude of animals shows a loving god at work blah blah blah...... but i digress, the converastion then turned to how evolution was false.. apparently to earth is only a few thousand years old, so i mentioned about the burgess shale, to be met with blank stares.

bigmac

i believe that Almighty God created every thing in 7 days---because it says so in his word--the bible.

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Jumping cursor: what to do?

by compound complex in

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on my imac laptop i am typing away and suddenly my words appear on a different line, often within the text of an earlier sentence.

it is nonstop and the tech advice online is difficult for me to understand/apply.

never has occurred on my dell pc.. has this happened to you?.

bigmac

glad to read this thread--my lenovo ideapad does the same--especially on facebook chat. usually i see it after i send it. i think its because my palm just touches the touchpad.

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Speculation: Female Ministerial Servants coming soon

by Londo111 in

ive no source for this, just personal speculation.. * there is a good case to be made that there were female deacons (ministerial servants) in the bible.. * there is a lack of qualified brothers for basic assignments such as microphones, accounts, literature.

in some cases, elders have had to do double duty because of a lack of ministerial servants or qualified brothers.. * women outnumber men in the organization.. * there is supposedly a surprising change coming "down the pipe".. perhaps the only difference between male and female ministerial servants is that women will still not be allowed to teach..

bigmac

here is a photo of what the wts wants female servants to look like:

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Beards......the CO allowed this one!

by punkofnice in

a minny man in a local congregation has a beard...he was bullied by the elders to remove it.. then the co came along and told the elders to allow him to keep his beard.

(not as the result of any skin condition or anything).. i kid you not!!!.

what do you make of that?.

bigmac

best to wear a false beard. then the sisters can join in too.