Big CONGRATS!! If only my parents would have woken up and had me work on school and not spent my whole youth logging 90 hours a month in field service!! I wish you and your son the best.
johnnyblazedog
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my sons going to medical school tomorrow ! glad i gave up "the truth"
by looloo inim so proud of him as he is not naturally gifted but works so hard , i remember an elder telling me years ago what a nice lad he was and so easy to "mold" well im glad i didnt allow him to be "moulded" by them !
and in a few years our country will have another doctor instead of another window cleaner !!
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Those that just one day - were not there anymore
by just n from bethel ini, like otwo in another thread, never really had a bad experience with jws.
i never had any case of molestation come up in the the many congregations i served in.
i never had any major beefs with any elder body.
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johnnyblazedog
Great post-Thank you for sharing.
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First Date...
by White Dove ina man i met at work (customer) gave me his e-mail address, so i contacted him.. we've been e-mailing for a few days now, and it's time for a first date.. i suggest starbucks.. he insists on the park.. it's 106 degrees!
i suggest starbucks, again because it's too hot to walk in the park.. he says that maybe we should cancel because the heat doesn't bother him.. he said, "i'm a very practical man...maybe you can't handle the heat.".
this is my first phoenix, az summer.
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johnnyblazedog
What a dork!!! Drop him!!!
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Got a visit from door-to-door JW's!
by donuthole intoday while i was home for a quick lunch break i got a knock at the door.
i opened the door and was surprised to see two elderly jehovah's witnesses women.
i haven't been called on since i've been out for four years, so this was a bit of surprise.
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johnnyblazedog
I love to answer the door when they call, I usually let them speak for a little bit and then jump in when they start to pull out the literature and reveal myself to them. Thats when they turn and run. I usually call out to them when they are leaving and say "Tell the brothers and sisters I say "HELLO". I love to see them run!!!
I fill my motorcycle up every morning at the same gas station and they are always there, they approached me once and I gave them the same routine. They stay away now, I just wave at them and gun my bike and pop a wheelie.
My inlaws had me answer the door once and where AMAZED how fast I got rid of them. They asked me "How did you that?", no matter how hard they try they cant seem to make them go away......the awesomeness of being DFd!!! HAHA
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Circuit Accounts Servants Confesses how the SCAM WORKS!!
by JT inyes, i too have wondered how an assembly that is held in a fully paid for assembly hall, with no food service, could possibly have $10,000 in expenses.
i suppose the bethel speakers have transportation expenses - maybe $1000 or so.
as for rent on the assembly hall, well you have already paid for it once, why pay again?
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johnnyblazedog
I know I might sound low-But I always wondered the same even as a child-so one day I got pissed off so i "BORROWED" some money fromt he cash box- I felt guilty for a long time. I DONT anymore-LOL
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Circuit and Special Day Assembly Programs 2010-2011
by blondie in2-day circuit assembly .
theme:.
"you are no part of the world" .
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johnnyblazedog
Only way I go to a Assembly is if they let me smoke a big fat blunt right in the middle of the audience so I can laugh and giggle at all the nonsense BS they are spewing from the podium. After I got DF I would go to the meeting after a nice tequila shot and a BONG hit and would be giggling and smirking trying to control myself, it was quite fun. THat was the only way I could ever stand that BS. Who is with my for a good BONG hit during intermission?? HAHA
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Would you invite Jehovah to a party?
by JimmyPage ini think he would be a real buzzkill.
for example, if someone were fornicating upstairs, he'd probably want to annihilate them with fire.
or if someone were tapping the keg too much he'd want to take them to the back room and give them some strong counsel.
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johnnyblazedog
I think I would invite him and he would be in charge of bringing the wine and the green's!! and tell him to stop at the liquor store for some rolling papers-lol
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How about a "Watchtower and Awake" BURNING party!!!
by johnnyblazedog inhey how about we all make a nice bonfire with the watchtower and awake magazines!!
kind alike that guy from florida but instead we do jw literature!!
that would be awesome!
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steve2- Im thinking if I burn enough literature I might keep some other poor souls from getting sucked in to the brain wash and getting their whole lives ruined by their beliefs.
And yes I do justify getting back at someone if they deliberately hurt you, I mean if someone bends me over and tries to screw me raw with no Vaseline I got 2 options, either ask them to at least spit on it for lubrication or turn around and pop them in their head so they don't try messing with me no more. What would you choose?
Besides its all a joke since I posted this under "jokes and Humor" right? Im not really going to burn their literature, maybe burn a few blunts but that's about it.- -
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How about a "Watchtower and Awake" BURNING party!!!
by johnnyblazedog inhey how about we all make a nice bonfire with the watchtower and awake magazines!!
kind alike that guy from florida but instead we do jw literature!!
that would be awesome!
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steve2-I guess since I was persecuted and emotionally abused by the Jduds for most of my young life, as well them taking my family, my so called friends and my first true love when I got the boot I would call the literature burning even.
undercover-I thought the same about the rolling papers-LOL
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How about a "Watchtower and Awake" BURNING party!!!
by johnnyblazedog inhey how about we all make a nice bonfire with the watchtower and awake magazines!!
kind alike that guy from florida but instead we do jw literature!!
that would be awesome!
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asilentone-I was reffering to the pastor that was trying to burn the koran, somewhere in florida.
Texas A-lol I would love to infuriate ALL 6M Jduds out there. I would invite them all if I could to see their faces when I burn all the literature in front of them, and while Im at it I would probably burn a big fat blunt and pass it around to see who hits it!! LMAO Oh yeah FUN TIMES!