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  JW girls and me

  by Dustin in

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  i think i still might have a complex.

  so i'm gonna tell my story so you can all laugh at me.

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  I never wanted to date anyone in my own congo. Hell, that's what the assembly was for. When we were all teenagers, they were either busy getting all the other JW girls pregnant or dating some rich worldly girl (couldn't blame them!).

  I was all into this guy from a congo 25 miles away, and his sister and I became good friends. Pretty soon we started drifting apart. I wondered why. Since my brother and him were sort of good aquaintances, I asked him to get the scoop on why he was trippin'. My brother came back to me a couple of hours later and said, "he said your butt was too jiggly."

  What a fkkin' jerk. My butt rocks.

  True story!

  "You want something to hold on to, ya know."

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  Let's Talk Against The Organization!

  by minimus in

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  jehovah's witnesses are told to never talk against the organization.

  they say that talking against the organization is the same as talking against jehovah god himself!........so, now that we have the freedom to speak our minds, say something true.

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  The Governing Body is a bunch of doodyheads!

  Nyah. So there.

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  Favorite Cartoons as a Kid

  by prophecor in

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  one of my stellar favorites was the flintstones and a close 2nd the jetsons.

  their appeal to family values are things i have ascribed to in my adulthood.

  willllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!

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  I liked that Hanna-Barbera cartoon from back in the day with those talking cars. My favorite one would go like, "chicka-ba" at the end of each sentence. What the hell was that show called, anyway?

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  Ex-JW Newsletter?...

  by Tuesday in

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  i got an e-mail asking me if i wanted to get it so i said what the hell and got it.

  it's not too bad, i was expecting the usual "pity me" stuff, but in truth the stories were interesting as they were just the normal "i left because i wanted to" stories and not the absolute horror stories out there.

  just a curiosity question.

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  Yeah, I got one. It was quite interesting. I ran into Brenda at Meetup.com in the organizer message board (my meetups aren't going so well, btw). She just started it at the beginning of this month.

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  How many of us show real pictures of ourself in the forum?

  by PinTail in

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  me not afraid at all of the big bad wolf:

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  <------------- yes, that's me!

  did anyone notice that Badger looks like he has these cheeks that you wanna just reach out and pinch? I have kids, so pinching-cheek instinct kicked in. Doesn't work too well with adults, though.

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  The Longest Hour in the Life of a Young JW

  by TMS in

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  the family bible study.

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  catch your new teacher and "explain things."

  With that damned blue brochure. at least I didn't have to open my mouth a whole lot. I just whipped it out (I made a funny).

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  JW girls and me

  by Dustin in

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  i think i still might have a complex.

  so i'm gonna tell my story so you can all laugh at me.

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  "JW Girls and Me: This Sort of Thing Ain't My Bag, Baby!" By Dustin

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  what ever happened to that "tree of life"

  by JustTickledPink in

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  in genesis it mentions the "tree of life" that adam & eve were never to partake of... they ate off the "tree of knowledge" and then god forbid them from everlasting life.

  he stationed angels and a flaming sword there to protect the tree.. what happened to that tree, the flaming sword, and the angels?

  do you think the story was literal or like other misunderstood things, symbolic?

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  *sneezes*

  "a-SINNER! a-SINNER!"

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  The Longest Hour in the Life of a Young JW

  by TMS in

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  the family bible study.

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  Waiting to get baptized and waiting in line to actually get dunked. Really gives you enough time to have second thoughts and high-tail it outta there (change your name, create your own little compound deep in the woods, marry several spouses...).

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  Vote on Brummie's Avatar

  by JH in

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  which avatar do you prefer for brummie?

  new avatar) .

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  It's all about the pussy...

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