during class the teacher asks "who all plan to go to college?
" and you shrink down in your seat in an effort to become invisible as everyone in the class raises their hand.
-doodle-v. your turn!
...if your mother finally gives in and lets you go to a 1950's-themed school dance but punishes you by making you wear a homemade felt skirt decorated with the "fruits" of the holy spirit.
It's so sad.
But so funny. Come on, it can't be true, is it?
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Probably the song, " Let's Watch How We Preach " Went on with great detail about all the shoulds and should nots about witnessing.Oh, yeah, I remember that one. It sounds like a damn kiddie public service announcement. I can just imagine it: Let's watch how we preach and watch how we teach and you'd see FS'ers doing this stupid little bopping dance while they walk. and everyone would have a big shit-eating grin on their faces. Now I can't get the song out of my head. I hate you all! I'm so cwazy today. laters kaykay_mp
my wife and i have differing opinions on whether this is a pitcher or a jug..
i won't tell you which i think it is... so have at it, what is your opinion?.
fmz
Well, ya cain't blow across'n the top and make music. I'ma thinkin, it aint' no jug...Jean
Hell yeah! Sho' ya right. laters kaykay_mp
Poor people have it. Rich people want it. It is greater than God. What is it?
*envelope please*
And the answer is: NOTHING!
poor ppl have--nothing. rich ppl want--nothing. nothing--is greater than God.
Thank you, you've been a lovely audience. I'll be here all night.
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during class the teacher asks "who all plan to go to college?
" and you shrink down in your seat in an effort to become invisible as everyone in the class raises their hand.
-doodle-v. your turn!
Here's one: ... if the high school principal refuses to let you graduate because you won't stand for the pledge of allegiance and national anthem during graduation ceremonies.
and another: ... if your parents keep you out of gym class for 6 years because it's co-ed and that would be like dating and dating is reserved for marriage-ready people.Uh-uh! That's fkin' crazy, man!
Oh, what am I sayin'? My grandparents would have done something like that.
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during class the teacher asks "who all plan to go to college?
" and you shrink down in your seat in an effort to become invisible as everyone in the class raises their hand.
-doodle-v. your turn!
If two old men want to "talk to you" because they are "concerned" about that fact that you bought a two door car-Doodle-V
"talk to me." "concerned." Riiiiiiiight. laters kaykay_mp
What makes sense religiously for the Jehovah's Witnesses, a growing number of physicians and researchers are finding, is in fact good medicine for the rest of the population, for health as well as economic reasons.
I'm scared. Hold me.
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ever wonder how some of those brothers wrote such elloquent talks?
i just found out ( puternut told me) their wives wrote them for them.
that must be why they always clapped so loud for their husbands!
That must be why they always clapped so loud for their husbands!
That's funny. I always thought that they clapped so loud because they were complete automatons.
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during class the teacher asks "who all plan to go to college?
" and you shrink down in your seat in an effort to become invisible as everyone in the class raises their hand.
-doodle-v. your turn!
If only the Witnesses took to heart the first part of 1 Corinthians 15:33:DO NOT BE MISLED
"...bad associations spoil useful habits." yeah, yeah, grandma. whatever. I keed. I keed. laters kaykay_mp
"god is just an imaginary friend for adults.
" - morgan freeman, the big bounce
Half Baked:
Brian:
First of all, to understand what happened to Killer, you gotta *understand* who Killer the dog was. Now Killer was born to a three-legged bitch of a mother and he was always ashamed of this, man. And right after that, he's adopted by this man, he's a small time gun-runner and dog fight promoter. So next thing you know, he puts Killer in training, and he is good! He is damn good! But then, he had the fight of his life ... pitted up against his own brother, Nibbles. And Killer said, 'no man, that's my brother! I can't fight Nibbles!'. But he was forced to fight anyway and Killer won, and killed Nibbles. And Killer said, 'That's it.'. And he called off all of his fights and he started doing crack and he wigged out. Then in a rage, he collapsed, his heart no longer beating.
Thurgood:
You done smoked yourself retarded.
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