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Coming for you...

by ddean3673 in

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won't be long now...

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heh heh. you're coming. heh heh. and you're coming for me. dat's nice.

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What age were you baptised? Do you regret it?

by doodle-v in

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i would have gotten baptised at the first "special assembly day" but i got sick just a few days before.

so i got baptised at the d.c.that same year instead.

i regret it, but at the time i thought i was doing the right thing, i sincerely believed i was dedicating my life to serving god.

Little did I know that one year later I would lose my virginity, and it wasn't even a big deal to me (wasn't that great). My grandparents totally believed me that I wasn't having sex. Guess it was the "two witness" rule.

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If you won the Lottery big time, would you be happier?

by Rod P in

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how many of us imagine winning the big one, and all our problems in life would be solved.

we could get whatever we wanted without worrying about money, could buy our way out of almost any situation (like the rich folks do), go on any vacation anywhere in the world, dress to the nines on a daily basis, and use our wealth to get others to do our bidding.. money = sex, power, influence, decadent luxury = happiness???.

rod p.

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For the Powerball and other relatively large jackpots--can you attain anonymity? Because I thought about the mooch factor...of course I'd give some to my mom and dad and pay off all my debts; but my brother would be showing up on my doorstep asking to move in every chance that he got, and he's a killjoy to be around now that he's a JW. I care not to know most of my relatives now, but all sorts of long-lost relatives would be showing up if my winnings went public.

Dude, it's like I already have enough stress now.

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If Jesus could post here, what do you think he would say about the JW's?

by JH in

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go ahead, i'm listening...

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"Summa y'all need Jesus! oh, wait...."

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If you won the Lottery big time, would you be happier?

by Rod P in

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friends

how many of us imagine winning the big one, and all our problems in life would be solved.

we could get whatever we wanted without worrying about money, could buy our way out of almost any situation (like the rich folks do), go on any vacation anywhere in the world, dress to the nines on a daily basis, and use our wealth to get others to do our bidding.. money = sex, power, influence, decadent luxury = happiness???.

rod p.

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Hmmm...let me think this through....no child support coming to my kids; a credit score that sucks so much it's probably negative; I already make $910 a month from VA--divided into rent, food, car fuel, electricity, child care and other pain-in-the-ass expenses; I have no job--because I don't really see a job right now that I'll be satisfied with (guess I really do have to learn Spanish now); dealing with the school about disbersement money that's supposed to be coming to you every two months, only to have them say every time that their system has to be "reconfigured"....

and you're asking me would winning the lottery make me happier?

well...DUH!

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Know any female jw child molesters?

by avishai in

i was reading an article in "jane" magazine today that talks about women child molesters.

it said up to 40% of molestations may be done by women, it's just that its far more underreported than males.

so, anyone know of any jw women molesters?

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I know of a woman who managed an apartment complex back in 1993 that was convicted of sexual assault of a minor. She had another young married couple and us evicted when we exposed her crime. She was studying with JWs and has CONTINUED managing the apartments and BABYSITTING different tenants' children, while being listed as a sex offender!!!
Frannie B

Frannie, you NEED to contact your local dept. of housing because its obviously unfair that you got kicked out because of that. But it happened so long ago--I'd still give it a try if I were you. laters kaykay_mp

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FAMOUS JEHOVAH'S WITNESSES

by Outaservice in

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back in the 50's there was a world welterweight fighter from cuba named 'kid gavilin' that became one of jehovah's witnesses.

the society wanted to get a little mileage out of his fame and have him write his life story for the 'awake' magazine, but he was too 'punch drunk' to do so.. there is a web site all about famous jw's @ www.adherents.com/largecom/fam_jw.html where you can check out many more.. outaservice (too famous to mention)

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what about the guy who played ...benson
cos i think i just saw him playing an effeminate book store owner in will and grace

You mean the singer George Benson, or Robert Guillame, who played Benson in the show of the same name in the early 80s? Cause, yeah, the first one is a Witness, but I don't think that the other was ever a Witness. laters kaykay_mp

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If you have an ACCENT how are you treated?

by ChrisVance in

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i have lived in mexico for almost two years.

i have always been fascinated by languages so when i retired from the state of washington at age 50 and had the opportunity so go to college i majored in spanish.

i didn't go to college when i was young for the usual dub reason.

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Raised in southwestern TN from birth - age 18, I have never, ever developed a southern accent, and was ostracized by both acquaintances and family over it (got tired of being called "White" when it was obvious that I wasn't). I don't know why I never picked up a southern accent. When I lived in Germany, I started developing a German accent. Now that I'm in El Paso, I'm starting to develop a Latino accent.

ay yi

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If you have an ACCENT how are you treated?

by ChrisVance in

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i have lived in mexico for almost two years.

i have always been fascinated by languages so when i retired from the state of washington at age 50 and had the opportunity so go to college i majored in spanish.

i didn't go to college when i was young for the usual dub reason.

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When I lived in Germany, my ex and I went to visit Wissembourg, which is a French town right on the border. I knew my French wasn't too great, but I tried to speak some and everyone acted like pricks. You think that some of the people would speak German, too; it being a border town and all, but noooooooo! My ex went up to this Black French lady and started speaking German, and I think that she thought that he was talking dirty to her, because she had the most disgusted look on her face. She gripped her little girl's hand very tightly and walk in the opposite direction from us! Well, at least we could use Euros.

Funny, yet weird.

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Complaint Letter of the Year (warning: naughty words)

by Scully in

dear cretins,

i have been an ntl customer since 9th july 2001, when i signed up for your 3-in-one deal for cable tv, cable modem, and telephone.

during this three-month period i have encountered inadequacy of service which i had not previously considered possible, as well as ignorance and stupidity of monolithic proportions.

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I worked for Dish Network for a year and got such complaints every day, over the phone. These whiners made me laugh and not care even more. You tend to stop caring after a while when, out of every 200 calls, you only get 50 people that actually don't whine. If I wanted to hear someone bitching all day, I would have stayed home with the kids. Considering how people on TV claimed to have been satisifed with the company, maybe they sent all the piss-and-moaners to me. Because I really couldn't do anything about an installation problem except get in touch with the district that sent the installers out. And even those guys put me on hold for an hour.

The funniest parts of the calls were when they asked to speak to my supervisor and he put it on speakerphone so we could have a good laugh (stifled).

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