i may live in nc like the guy on that show tonight, but...............i do not talk like that!
he seems to be southern to the extreme.. ok, back to what you all were doing.
this was just an fyi post.
I may live in NC like the guy on that show tonight, but...............I DO NOT TALK LIKE THAT! He seems to be southern to the extreme.
It's quite all right. I'm from TN but people seem to think I'm from another state or country. You know, I really don't know how I got my accent, because my whole family has a black southern accent.
I love going on blind dates and surprising the hell out of guys, because when I talk on the phone with them, they think I'm white!
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kaykay_mp
after being a jw for about 27 yrs and giving up old wordly habits...some still lurk at my door..how about you?
which is your choice of badness, i mean the serious df kind...marijuana, smoking, premarital sex, etc...anything creeping back???
?
I keep finding myself giving naughty girls spankings that they are in desperate need of.
Yay!! laters kaykay_mp
just felt that i really needed to share this with you guys; tell me.
whether or not this is funny.... .
just a few minutes ago i was taking a bathroom break at my school and.
just felt that I really needed to share this with you guys; tell me
whether or not this is funny...
Just a few minutes ago I was taking a bathroom break at my school and
all the stalls were full except one.
So I go in and there is a WT tract about Hellfire (in Spanish) floating
in the commode. Seeing that the other stalls were full, I had one of
two choices: take the tract out with my bare hands and spare the
respect of the well meaning person who handed it out, or spare the
respect of the person who tossed it in in the first place and do my
business on it.
Well, I *really* had to go. And when you've gotta go, you've gotta
go...
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kaykay_mp
...is something any decent person would say if you sneezed.
but i was thinking, "surely some of the dubs would see something wrong with saying this.
" if you were at the hall, one of them would probably would cut in and say something asenine like, "you're not blessing him, jehovah and his holy spirit is...".
I'd like to see that lady pop her eyeballs . . .is she still around?
..."World's Furthest Eyeball Popper"
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kaykay_mp
...is something any decent person would say if you sneezed.
but i was thinking, "surely some of the dubs would see something wrong with saying this.
" if you were at the hall, one of them would probably would cut in and say something asenine like, "you're not blessing him, jehovah and his holy spirit is...".
my grandad always had a cow whenever i said, "can you run that by me one more time" if i didnt hear what he said the first time. i'll never know why. only said around him twice. got smacked when i said it the second time.
maybe just for gits and shiggles when i go home for christmas, i'll say it around him. i always loved getting a rise out of ppl.
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kaykay_mp
http://www.amarillo.com/stories/111704/new_jailed.shtml
web-posted wednesday, november 17, 2004 .
couple jailed after encounter interrupted .
See! now that's why i go in the restroom if I wanna do something like that.
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kaykay_mp
and i find it odd that those ppl who get offended by that are the same ppl who will have a velvet painting of the last supper with those dogs.
geez. its the jack-o vs. eminem all over again
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kaykay_mp
...is something any decent person would say if you sneezed.
but i was thinking, "surely some of the dubs would see something wrong with saying this.
" if you were at the hall, one of them would probably would cut in and say something asenine like, "you're not blessing him, jehovah and his holy spirit is...".
I most certainly have NOT! I don't want snot and boogers to fly outta my eyes!
rotflmao!! and wetting my pants (nearly)
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kaykay_mp
...is something any decent person would say if you sneezed.
but i was thinking, "surely some of the dubs would see something wrong with saying this.
" if you were at the hall, one of them would probably would cut in and say something asenine like, "you're not blessing him, jehovah and his holy spirit is...".
Yeah, I think.
That TV show got cancelled years ago, but the lady didn't look like she was gonna die anytime soon. I'll try to remember to look it up to see if she still holds the record.
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kaykay_mp
...is something any decent person would say if you sneezed.
but i was thinking, "surely some of the dubs would see something wrong with saying this.
" if you were at the hall, one of them would probably would cut in and say something asenine like, "you're not blessing him, jehovah and his holy spirit is...".
Have you ever tried holding your eyes open and sneeze at the same time? Can't do it.
i beg to differ. it has been done. You sneeze at 200 miles per hour so it'll blow your eyes out of their sockets if you happened to keep your eyes open. luckily, closing your eyes is a reflex when you sneeze. Anyone remember that Guiness Book of World Records TV show on the FOX network. There was a lady who could make her eyes go out of their sockets all by herself. She said that she found out she could do it when she sneezed one day. Freaky, huh? laters kaykay_mp
