Ron, Fokker, Ron!!!
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Meet the Fockers
by new light in(419) 428-5101. check david focker's address history.
(419) 636-3769. check robert focker's address history.
(419) 633-3074. check ron focker's address history.
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ROTLMAO @ Englishman--
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Bear Hunt
by kaykay_mp inthis gets kinda nasty, so if you are easily offended don't read it: .
one day a guy decides to go hunting for his vacation at his winter home.
he spends a long day in the woods with nothing to take home and he decides to call it a day until he sees a bear in the distance eating behind a tree stump.
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This gets kinda nasty, so if you are easily offended don't read it:
One day a guy decides to go hunting for his vacation at his winter home. He spends a long day in the woods with nothing to take home and he decides to call it a day until he sees a bear in the distance eating behind a tree stump. The guy pulls out his rifle and shoots the bear. He sees it drop down out of sight behind the stump and runs over to claim the kill, but there's nothing behind the stump when he gets there. All of a sudden, he feels a tap on his shoulder. It's the bear, who points at the guy and says, "bend over. now."
(hey, why piss off a bear?)
Meanwhile, when the guy is getting his salad tossed, he is plotting his revenge on the bear.
The next day, the guy goes back into the woods, yada yada yada, when he sees the same bear drinking at the river. He shoots the bear and hears a SPLASH! Satisified at his seemingly apparent victory, he runs over to the river to pull the dead bear out of the water. Nope, nothing there at all. All of a sudden he feels a tap on his shoulder and hears "bend over. now."
More determined than last time, the hunter swears his revenge for the next day. Blah blah blah, then he sees the bear behind the same stump as the first day. He shoots the bear again and hears a groan. He's pretty damned sure that he killed the bear this time. Imagine his surprise when he sees nothing behind the stump.
All of a sudden, he feels a tap on his shoulder.
The bear says, "you don't come here to HUNT, do you?"
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JW DF'd for Eating Candy Cane
by blondie innews
jehovah's witness accidentally eats candy cane .
above: kimberly flemmel mourns her excommunication from the jehovah's witness congregation after eating a candy cane .
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You, know what?
It looks more like the candy cane rotted all of her teeth out--if you look closely, her lips are all pursed out like her gums are pressing up against each other!
I dunno...
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JW DF'd for Eating Candy Cane
by blondie innews
jehovah's witness accidentally eats candy cane .
above: kimberly flemmel mourns her excommunication from the jehovah's witness congregation after eating a candy cane .
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kaykay_mp
From the look on that lady's face, the candy cane must have been spiked with something.
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Anybody have their tree/ decorations still up?
by Sunspot inwe just took ours down last night!
the first "after-wts" year that we celebrated christmas, i left everything up until the 7th of january!
it doesn't seem like we've enjoyed them long enough!.
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I was having a ghetto x-mas anyways. The tree had no lights and the decos you get from the 99-cent store; it was getting too depressing to look at, so I took it down after New Year's.
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Question for the Ladies
by Incense_and_Peppermints in.
when you were a witness, were you rebecca of sunnybrook farm (sweet and good inside and out), or rhoda penmark aka the bad seed (sweet on the outside but wicked on the inside)?
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Of course I was always bad on the inside....
I love that Bad Seed movie--when she killed that guy and left him in the basement. God, she was soooooooooo badass!
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Do "they" care?
by peggy ini attended the meeting today, hoping for some encouraging words.
i arrived while the prayer was in progress, i waited, then found my way to a familiy i enjoy and sat with them.
the speaker was visiting from another congregation.
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kaykay_mp
In my opininon, that elder has his head stuck up his ass.
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A question for the ladies out there
by Eyebrow2 in.
okay...the guys were asked which they preferred, mary ann or ginger...now here is a very important question.. in your friendships with other women, are you mary or rhoda?.
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I am so the Rhoda, because my friend would always get more attention than me. Come to think of it, I only have (had as of last week) one female friend.
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Ladies.....do you enjoy a good cigar now and then?
by Sunnygal41 inlol..........so, okay, every once in a while, i enjoy smoking a cigar............right now, i'm enjoying a backwoods sweet aromatic...........i love the taste.........it's very mild...........and, i'm enjoying an after dinner shot of romana black...........please share at your leisure and pleasure...........
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Being that Cuban cigars are illegal here in the US, I always go across the border to smoke a nice one.
But then again, almost everything is legal in Mexico.
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