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  Most hated WT publication

  by Nosferatu in

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  what is the wt publication you hated the most?

  why did you hate it?

  for me, it was probably that damn pink great teacher book.

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  For me, it was probably that damn pink Great Teacher book.

  I fkking hated that book. I could have sworn my grandmother got her jollies when she studied with me out of that book. It wasn't that interesting.

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  THE TOTEM ANIMAL

  by hamsterbait in

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  no guesses for guessing what my totem aminal is.

  i just want to be loved and cute and furry.

  what would your totem be, and why?

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  Did you see your shadow on Wednesday?

  No, but it did rain a lot in El Paso during the weekend that I was in Dallas for the fest; thank you for asking.

  You ever step in a marmot hole? Bout broke my leg AND my arse!

  Well, no. But hell, lady, have you seen Elsewhere's ankle? You can pretty much tell I was around when that happened! Swollen like a goose egg, it is.

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  Can You Spot A Jehovah's Witness???

  by minimus in

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  are you able to tell if someone is a jw just by looking or listening to a person?

  what are the give away signs that make you just know that they're a witness?

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  Oh, my bad. I thought this was something like "Where's Waldo".

  Carry on, people.

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  THE TOTEM ANIMAL

  by hamsterbait in

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  no guesses for guessing what my totem aminal is.

  i just want to be loved and cute and furry.

  what would your totem be, and why?

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  A marmot.

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  TODAYS TALKS WAS BORING AS HELL..........

  by Mary in

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  i actually went to the meeting this morning (okay, sumeone talked me into going)...........god it was boring.......something about jesus and the kingdom and frigging deuteronomy and hebrews and jeremiah-was-a-bullfrog...........and then they talked about old faithful: mathew 28:19 20 "go therefore and piss everyone off selling btochtower and asleep magazines to all the inhabitents of the earth.

  an' look: i am with you every frigging saturday morning till the government bans your sorry asses.

  i escaped after the first meeting and met the stares of several good christians wanting to know why i was leaving half way through......i told the asshole elder who followed me outside: " i've got my period!!

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  I...can't...stop...laughing!

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  Oh, the agony!

  by kaykay_mp in

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  oh, the horror!.

  the tsa at the airport took away my lighter.

  you dallas fest-ers know the one i bought in the warehouse district that looked like a gun?

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  Awe, kaykay. Why didn't you pack it in your check-in and use a Bic?

  Poor baby.

  My brain farted. laters kaykay_mp
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  Oh, the agony!

  by kaykay_mp in

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  oh, the horror!.

  the tsa at the airport took away my lighter.

  you dallas fest-ers know the one i bought in the warehouse district that looked like a gun?

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  Oh, the horror!

  The TSA at the airport took away my lighter. You Dallas fest-ers know the one I bought in the Warehouse District that looked like a gun? It was so cool. The thing that makes me scratch my head is that they let me through the first time. But I had to go back outside for a smoke and go back through screening, where they caught it the second time.

  Dammit, I knew I shoulda stuck it up my ass or something. And I would have gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for those meddlin' kids security guards!

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  Police: Woman says she starved children to death

  by Yizuman in

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  full story here .

  i cannot possibly even imagine the pain and suffering the children went through.. .

  this is horrible!.

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  Sometimes I think something is wrong with the protective services. Gee, I forget to clean up my house for one day because I worked my ass off, and I'm on their shit list. But I'm sure she's been abusive to them before, and protective services just swept it under the rug.

  It's not that hard to go to someone and tell them that you don't feel like being a good parent. Someone would have been happy to provide foster parenting for those kids. It sounds like a cop-out, but it's certainly better than starving them to death.

  Sorry, this bitch is pissing me off.

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  Funniest WT Pics.....

  by Preston in

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  i thought this was "bull" from night court when i was a kid.... .

  lucille ball?!

  ?...from "i love lucy"??!?!?.

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  Really, I don't see how she's gonna get any in that skirt she's wearin'. On the other hand, the skirt comes off 2 minutes later anyway (and 5 minutes later she puts it back on, ha ha).

  She looks like she totally wants it in that picture.

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  Funniest WT Pics.....

  by Preston in

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  i thought this was "bull" from night court when i was a kid.... .

  lucille ball?!

  ?...from "i love lucy"??!?!?.

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  "Jezebel, joo got some 'splainin' to do!"

  "aaaaaaaaaaaaah!"

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