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  A Jehovah's Witness CANNOT Say These Words

  by steve2 in

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  in five words or less, please give examples of statements no jehovah's witness in good standing could ever say.

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  "I love Smurfs!!"

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  Funny Mardi Gras Picture

  by kaykay_mp in

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  add a caption to this picture (this was taken at a mardi gras parade in jackson, tennessee, where my mother lives, and, no, my mother is not in this picture!

  here's mine: smiling lady: "they gave me beads to pull my shirt down!

  " bucktooth lady: (a la slingblade) "i shore do like dem beads, mmm-hmm!

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  Wait, I just thought of something: When you guys read the title of the thread, did you think you were going to see boobs?

  'Cause you're never gonna see boobs at a Mardi Gras parade in Jackson, Tennessee. ever.

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  Funny Mardi Gras Picture

  by kaykay_mp in

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  add a caption to this picture (this was taken at a mardi gras parade in jackson, tennessee, where my mother lives, and, no, my mother is not in this picture!

  here's mine: smiling lady: "they gave me beads to pull my shirt down!

  " bucktooth lady: (a la slingblade) "i shore do like dem beads, mmm-hmm!

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  The buck toothed lady : "Shit, I've just coughed up my thong!"

  LOL *spits out nachos* laters kaykay_mp
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  JW Bible Character Hand Puppets on Ebay!

  by Voyager in

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  if jws have got to go to these extremes for their kids to stay interested in their studies, perhaps some real examination of what they are studying is needed!

  nothing about jws surprises me anymore!

  http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/ebayisapi.dll?viewitem&category=16710&item=5557715913&rd=1&tc=photo .

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  I have been chased down the street drawing the attention of the damn dog away from a sister so she wouldnt get bit! lol

  That reminds me of a funny story about my late grandma. She was out auxilliary pioneering one day and some racist bigot sent a Pit Bull straight at her. I've never seen a 40-something-year-old woman run so fast in my entire life, despite the heart problems she was having! She was all climbing on top of my car and put a big dent in the hood. Unfortunately, her bookbag did not make it. My grandfather was all pissed about the car until we told him the story. She sure coulda used one of those "Dazer" things.

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  Happy Singles Valentines Day; This Should Make You Feel Better:

  by SixofNine in

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  "romance is the cheese in the mousetrap of existence that holds you in place until the metal bar of life comes down and snaps your neck in two.

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  That is Broke a55 Single MOMS! We get the best presents today. For example hyper kids strung out on baby crack. AKA "sugar". Macaroni pictures made into hearts and clay ornaments that look like smashed up hearts. I love this day so much it makes me ill.

  True dat. True dat.

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  Funny Mardi Gras Picture

  by kaykay_mp in

  1. jw
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  add a caption to this picture (this was taken at a mardi gras parade in jackson, tennessee, where my mother lives, and, no, my mother is not in this picture!

  here's mine: smiling lady: "they gave me beads to pull my shirt down!

  " bucktooth lady: (a la slingblade) "i shore do like dem beads, mmm-hmm!

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  It looks like one of those faces you make when you're constipated. That can pretty much make any person ugly.

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  Funny Mardi Gras Picture

  by kaykay_mp in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  add a caption to this picture (this was taken at a mardi gras parade in jackson, tennessee, where my mother lives, and, no, my mother is not in this picture!

  here's mine: smiling lady: "they gave me beads to pull my shirt down!

  " bucktooth lady: (a la slingblade) "i shore do like dem beads, mmm-hmm!

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  Buck tooth lady: (slobbering) ruff ruff bark bark (as she plunges out the third story window after the beads)

  OMG that's hilarious!

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  SIGNS NEVER SEEN ON THE KINGDOM HALL BULLETIN BOARD.

  by TresHappy in

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  jehovah's witness blood drive...

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  "JW molestation case hero Bill Bowen book signing today at 3 pm--in the main atrium of the Kingdom Hall. Open to the Public."

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  Funny Mardi Gras Picture

  by kaykay_mp in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  add a caption to this picture (this was taken at a mardi gras parade in jackson, tennessee, where my mother lives, and, no, my mother is not in this picture!

  here's mine: smiling lady: "they gave me beads to pull my shirt down!

  " bucktooth lady: (a la slingblade) "i shore do like dem beads, mmm-hmm!

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  Add a caption to this picture (this was taken at a Mardi Gras parade in Jackson, Tennessee, where my mother lives, and, no, my mother is not in this picture!) down!" Bucktooth lady: (a la Slingblade) "I shore do like dem beads, mmm-hmm!" that's the best ones I can think of! You guys take a stab at it! laters kaykay_mp
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  JW Bible Character Hand Puppets on Ebay!

  by Voyager in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  if jws have got to go to these extremes for their kids to stay interested in their studies, perhaps some real examination of what they are studying is needed!

  nothing about jws surprises me anymore!

  http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/ebayisapi.dll?viewitem&category=16710&item=5557715913&rd=1&tc=photo .

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  heh heh. It looks like that puppet is trying to cop a feel on himself.

  Don't feel bad, spanky, you can always stroke your beard.

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