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  Luke 24:39

  by FrankRaven in

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  i discovered something,when i mention luke 24:39,witnesses denie that christ had flesh and bones.they say that christ came back as a spirit.when i do mention that christ said himself that he wasn't a spirit in that passage,they denie that it's there.i wouldn't believe that they would say that unless i saw it myself.so i truly believe that many witnesses have been blinded by the god of this system(satan).there is just no other explanation.. revfrank

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  Kenneson

  Even their own New World Translation says it: "See my hands and my feet, that it is I myself; feel me and see, because a spirit does not have flesh and bones just as YOU behold that I have." Now how can a spirit eat fish? See verses 42-43.
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  SUNDAY activities

  by QUEENIE in

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  going to go to church today / cyber-church is what i call it..breakfast first and all from the comforts of my home sweet home !

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  Kenneson

  Got up real late and caught up on some needed rest. I plan to
  relax, enjoy this forum, pray, read, watch T.V., relax some more, and conclude with prayer.
  Should be bedtime by then.
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  Speaking in tongues

  by Marilyn in

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  anyone got any idea how they do it?

  do they understand what they are saying?

  are they talking real languages or just jibberish?.

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  Kenneson

  Francois:
  The gift of tongues possessed by the Apostles and community in Acts 2 was in reality a gift of languages. These were Galileans, yet
  their listeners heard them speak in their own native languages.

  On the other hand, the gift of tongues discussed in 1 Cor. 14 is
  altogether different.
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  exjw terminology

  by Marilyn in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i get a lot of laughs from the deviations that you guys come up with.

  some one from the uk started calling it the troof, which cracked me up.

  the other day i saw kingdumb hall.

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  Kenneson

  Someone, whom I can't recall, posted the other day and called
  the Jws "Jehobah's witnesses." I had an aunt who called them
  the " Jehos." And some Russians, I read somewhere, call them "Jehovahites." A local paper dated 1918 called the Russellites
  "Mussellites," but that may have been a typo.
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  Sex in all the wrong places

  by Kenneson in

  1. social
  2. humour

  the following ann landers column appeared in 1991. i thought.

  it was rather amusing, so i filed it away.

  i'd like to share.

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  Kenneson

  The following Ann Landers column appeared in 1991. I thought
  it was rather amusing, so I filed it away. I'd like to share
  it with you.

  Dear Ann Landers: In August 1988, you printed a bit of comic material that had been sent to you by a friend in Washington D.C.
  You said, "The author is unknown." The piece I refer to was about a dog named Sex.
  I am the person who wrote it. Will you kindly acknowledge this in your column?
  Sincerelyyours--Morty Stom, Brooklyn, N.Y.
  
  Dear Morty Storm: It is my pleasure to give credit where it is due. The piece was hilarious. I'm sure my readers who already have seen it will enjoy it again. Those who haven't are in for a big laugh. Here it is:

  A Dog Named Sex
  Everybody who has a dog calls him "Rover" or "Boy." I call mine Sex. He's a great pal but he has caused me a great deal of embarrassment.
  When I went to City Hall to renew his dog license, I told the clerk I would like a license for Sex. He said, "I'd like one, too!"
  Then I said, "But this is a dog." He said he didn't care what she looked like. "You don't understand, I've had Sex since I was 9 years old." He winked and said, "You must have been quite a kid."
  When I got married and went on my honeymoon, I took the dog with me. I told the motel clerk that I wanted a room for my wife and me and a special room for Sex.
  He said, "You don't need a special room. As long as you pay your bill we don't care what you do." I said, "Look, you don't seem to understand, Sex keeps me awake at night." The clerk said, "Funny--I have the same problem."
  One day I entered Sex in a contest, but before the competition began, the dog ran away. Another contestant asked me why I was just standing there, looking disappointed. I told him I had planned to have Sex in the contest. He told me I should have sold my own tickets. "But you don't understand," I said, "I had hoped to have Sex on TV." He said, "Now that cable is all over the place it's no big deal anymore."
  When my wife and I separated, we went to court to fight for custody of the dog. I said, "Your Honor, I had Sex before I was married." The judge said, "This courtroom isn't a confessional. Stick to the case, please."
  Then I told him that after I was married, Sex left me. He said that's not unusual. It happens to a lot of people.
  Last night Sex ran off again. I spent hours looking around town for him. A cop came over to me and asked, "What are you doing in this alley at 4 o'clock in the morning?" I told him that I was looking for Sex. My case comes up Friday.
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  Deep Thoughts

  by WildTurkey in

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  deep thought .

  last night i played a blank tape at full blast.

  the mime next door went nuts.

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  Kenneson

  I'm reminded of the following entitled "The Wonderful English Language":

  He could lead if he would get the lead out.
  A farm can produce produce.
  The dump was so full it had to refuse refuse.
  The soldier decided to desert in the desert.
  The present is a good time to present the present.
  At the Army base, a bass was painted to the head of a bass drum.
  The dove dove into the bushes.
  I did not object to the object.
  The insurance for the invalid was invalid.
  The bandage was wound around the wound.
  There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row.
  They were too close to the door to close it.
  The buck does funny things when the does are present.
  They sent a sewer down to stitch the tear in the sewer line.
  To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.
  The wind was too strong to wind the sail.
  After a number of Novocain injections, my jaw got number.
  I shed a tear when I saw the tear in my clothes.
  I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.
  How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?
  I spent last evening evening out a pile of dirt.

  Kenneson

  Take my advice. I'm not using mine at the moment.
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  Do Not Call Dot Org

  by Hyghlandyr in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  now i know that many of you have most likely been to do not call dot org at http://www.do-not-call.org/ they have some interesting advice there that probably everyone is familiar with.

  it seems that it has great potential to be a grass roots kinda thing.

  at the following link they have letters, and a sign, a body can post outside of their door, which prevents jehovahs witnesses from calling on them, under any circumstances:.

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  Kenneson

  I came across an interesting sign you might want to check at

  http://www.crapco.com/badads/ads/witness2.html

  Kenneson

  Take my advice. I'm not using mine at the moment.
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  Quotes web site re-tooled, what do you think?

  by Beans in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  over the past two weeks brother quotes has been re-tooling the site to make it more user friendly!

  http://quotes.jehovahswitnesses.com/.

  beans

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  Kenneson

  Very informative site. Great job. Perhaps you might want to
  add the Cross to your list. The W.T. has gone from extolling
  it (even placing it on Russell's tombstone) to denying Christ
  died on the Cross and calling it a pagan symbol.

  Kenneson

  Take my advice. I'm not using mine at the moment.
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  Second Adventist

  by Kenneson in

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  2. friends

  some time back i came across this interesting headline in.

  the jacksonville, florida times union, dated feb. 6, 1905:.

  "second adventist.

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  Kenneson

  Some time back I came across this interesting headline in
  the Jacksonville, Florida Times Union, dated Feb. 6, 1905:

  "SECOND ADVENTIST
  Discourse on the World's Judg-
  ment Day by F. Draper.
  Different Conception of Future Pun-
  ishments and the Time They
  Begin.

  "An appreciative audience attended the
  meeting yesterday afternoon at the Board
  of Trade auditorium where Mr. F. Draper,
  representing the Watch Tower Bible and
  Tract Society, delivered an address on
  The World's Judgment Day, and the
  Blessings in Store for Mankind During
  That Period."

  The article goes on to report on the content of his talk,
  but what interested me was the inference to Second Adventist.
  How did this differ from Seventh Day Adventist? Also,
  the original Watchtower apparently had some type of connection with Adventism. Can anyone bridge the gap?

  Kenneson

  Take my advice. I'm not using mine at the moment.
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  Women are Not the Glory of God

  by JosephAlward in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  no teaching in the bible is clearer, more consistent, than the one which teaches that women are inferior to men.

  below i show that it is taught that the woman was created from man, for man, that man is the glory of god, but woman is not.

  furthermore, the evangelist paul says that he'll not abide women teaching men, and he refers to genesis to explain why.

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  Kenneson

  Also forgot to include the book of Baruch, as well as additional parts of Esther and Daniel.