I remember this CO from Quebec who had a thick french accent. He was hard to understand.
His started out this way, " A young man had money, fame, and a good family. But he killed himself. Why did he do that? Because this man didn't have,' A Penis'" . Of course he meant to say 'Happiness', but what came accross was 'A Penis'. He kept going on and on about how hard 'A Penus' was to find. They younger males in the cong. just stood there silently with a grin on their faces.